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Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by EFULEFU1(m): 11:52am On Feb 18, 2012
Some reasons why the English language is hard to learn,

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? grin grin
Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by Onyeasi(m): 12:53pm On Feb 18, 2012
How can i read what i've read.
Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by ekeroyal(m): 1:40pm On Feb 18, 2012
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5Ewhere is the joke%5E_%5E.gif[/img]
Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by bunmioguns(m): 5:03pm On Feb 18, 2012
U tried jare, continue doing projan proud and ignore all dis JJC. .
Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by oderemo(m): 5:16pm On Feb 18, 2012
@doha yard, can u get lost for a minute with that pizzahut sign u carrying about.
if u cant see the joke , go to india frm doha then.
Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by swtchicgurl: 6:24pm On Feb 18, 2012
another boring thread
Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by Agybabe(f): 10:02pm On Feb 18, 2012
What a good eye opener. I love it!

@swtchigurl is it really boring?
Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by bingbagbo(m): 6:33am On Feb 19, 2012
heheee he!
Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by ekeroyal(m): 6:44am On Feb 19, 2012
ode remo:

@doha yard, can u get lost for a minute with that pizzahut sign u carrying about.
if u cant see the joke , go to india frm doha then.

Well am gonna take that sh*t coz we're sharing NJPC else, I'd send you to Somalia.
Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by bingbagbo(m): 6:53am On Feb 19, 2012
he heee he!!

npjc=non-progressive jokers cult!!
Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by swtchicgurl: 11:37am On Feb 19, 2012
Agybabe:

What a good eye opener. I love it!

@swtchigurl is it really boring?

tnx agybabe, i took a second look,

i think i like it sha wink wink wink grin grin grin

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