A n 18 year-old girl tells
her Mom that she has
missed her period for two
months.
Very worried, the mother
goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that
the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying,
the mother says, "Who was
the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone
and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari
stops in front of their
house; a mature and
distinguished man with
gray hair and impeccably
dressed in a very expensive
suit steps out of the Ferrari
and enters the house.
He sits in the living room
with the father, the mother
and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning, your
daughter has informed me
of the problem.
However, I can't marry her
because of my personal
family situation but I'll take
charge.
I will pay all costs and
provide for your daughter
for the rest of her life.
Additionally, If a girl is born
I will bequeath her 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a
beach front villa and a
$1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories
and a $2,000,000 bank
account.
If it is twins, a factory and
$2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?"
At this point, the father,
who had remained silent,
places a hand gently on the
man's shoulder and tells
him,
"You'll sleep with her again, I don laffº°˚º≈mistakenly º°˚º≈Slap º˚≈my Father InLawº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =)), Mogbe!.

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TOO OLD

Xtracted frm nyt of a thousand laff. . . .mscheeeeew

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Extremely old.