A mother was working in
the kitchen, listening to
her five-year-old son
playing with his new
electric train in the living
room. She heard the train
stop & her son saying,
"All of you bastards who
want off, get the hell off
now, 'cause this is the last
stop! And all of you
bastards who are getting
on, get your ass in the
train, cause we're going
down the tracks."
The horrified mother went
in & told her son, "We
don't use that kind of
language in this house.
Now I want you to go to
your room & stay there
for TWO HOURS. When
you come out,you may
play with your train, but I
want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later, the son
came out of the bedroom
& resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train
stopped & the mother
heard her son say, "All
passengers who are
disembarking the train,
please remember to take
all of your belongings
with you. We thank you
for travelling with us
today & hope your trip
was a pleasant one." She
hears the little boy
continue, "For those of
you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your
hand luggage under your
seat. Remember, there is
no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to
smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO
HOUR delay, please see
the fat bitch in the
kitchen."

JOKE GRADING: E


REMARKS: STALE LIKE STALES' BRAIN!


PUNISHMENT: 2 NIGHTS WITH STALES

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