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Npjc: Jokes Collection,drop Your Jokes Here! by sutoboy(m): 11:13pm On Mar 06, 2012
Wat do you call dis?
A couple in Abuja went to the doctor's office. The
doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished,
the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the
way you have
intercourse." And he charged them N2000.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple
would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor, and leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you
trying to find out?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She is married and we can't go to her house. I am
married and we can't go to my house. Sheraton charges N32000.
The Hilton charges N37000.
We do it here for N2000 and I get N1800 back from
Health Insurance for a visit to the doctor's office."
What do you call this?.
Re: Npjc: Jokes Collection,drop Your Jokes Here! by sutoboy(m): 11:14pm On Mar 06, 2012
One shameless Man said to his wife: honey, I have a problem at work,
Wife: don't say 'i' but 'we'. We are now ONE,your problem is my problem.
Man: Ok honey, OUR secretary is pregnant for us
Re: Npjc: Jokes Collection,drop Your Jokes Here! by eldav(m): 11:31pm On Mar 06, 2012
Well done.
Re: Npjc: Jokes Collection,drop Your Jokes Here! by sutoboy(m): 9:12am On Jul 23, 2012
eldav: Well done.

just well done?
Re: Npjc: Jokes Collection,drop Your Jokes Here! by Nobody: 11:40am On Jul 23, 2012
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sutoboy:

just well done?
wat else were u expecting?
Re: Npjc: Jokes Collection,drop Your Jokes Here! by Ajibel(m): 11:41am On Jul 23, 2012
I wasnt disappointed... a collection of stale yokes

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