After 2 years of selfless service,a
man realized that he has not been
promoted,no transfer,no salary
increase,no commendation and
that the company is not doing
anything about it. So he decided
to walk up to his HR Manager one
morning and after exchanging
greetings,he told his HR Manager
his observation. The boss looked
at him,laughed and asked him to
sit down saying; 'My friend,you
have not worked here for even
one day. The man was suprise but
the manager went on to explain.
Manager: How many days are
there in a year?
Man: 365 days and some times
366
Manager: How many hours make
up a day?
Man: 24 hours
Manager: How long do you work
in a day?
Man: 8am to 4pm i.e 8 hours a
day
Manager: So,what fraction of the
day do you work in hours?
Man: (he did some arithmetic and
said 8/24 hours i.e 1/3) one-third
Manager: that is nice,what is one-
third of 366 days?
Man: 122(1/3 * 366)
Manager: Do you come to works
on weekends?
Man: No sir
Manager: How many days are
there in a year dat are weekends?
Man: 52 saturdays and 52
sundays equals to 104 days
Manager: Thanks for that,if you
remove 104 days from 122
days,how many do you have
now?
Man: 18 days
Manager: OK! I do give you 2
weeks sick leave every year. Now
remove that 14 days from the 18
days left,how many days do you
have remaining?
Man: 4 days
Manager: Do you work on New
Year day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: Do you come to work
on workers day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: so how many days are
left?
Man: 2 days sir!
Manager: Do you work on
independence day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: Do you work on
Christmas day?
Man: No sir!
Manager: So how many days left?
Man: None sir!
Manager: So,what are you
claiming?
Man: I have understood,Sir. I did
not realise that i was stealing
company money all these days.

Old but still good. Keep up the good work. Lol!