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BUKARI- - - PROJAN by bingbagbo(m): 6:11pm On Feb 20, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin  * clears throat*  angry 

Now, an elephant died in this village and it became the source of meat for everyone.
It was free,  so all you needed was to get to where the carcass was lying with your knife, and cut any size at all.
Now bukari was a youngman in his late teens and was renowned for his appetite for meat.
He finally got to the elephant site with his Ghana must Go bag and knife.
He wanted the kidneys and liver, so he went deep into the carcass and was busy slashing the vital part.
Papa ayegbu arrived late at the scene so was in a hurry, quickly saw one loose meat hanging so slashed it, bagged it and letf . Bukari all of a sudden felt a sharp movement and pain in between his thighs.He checked  and his balls were  gone grin.Blood oozed all over him,  whilst still writhing in pain,  he asked the crowd " abeg, who come cut wrong meat for hia?? grin grin"   













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Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by sutoboy(m): 10:06pm On Feb 20, 2012
nice Start!

but the only problem u got is finishing!

learn ow to improve!

Nice one!
Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by bunmioguns(m): 3:58am On Feb 21, 2012
JOKE GRADING: A



REMARK: Three Akpako nights with SWTCHICGURL   grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

other Remarks: keep posting good jokes
Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by Excelboi(m): 3:54pm On Feb 21, 2012
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Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by Nobody: 6:51pm On Feb 22, 2012
THIS JOKE IS DA BOMB, laffing my joystick off grin grin
Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by bingbagbo(m): 7:05pm On Feb 22, 2012
^^^

hey Don, loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong tyme oooo!!! grin grin grin grin
Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by Nobody: 7:20pm On Feb 22, 2012
@BIN, e neva toooo looooooooong na cheesy . hw far u ballz na?
Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by Chris4sure(m): 10:49pm On Feb 22, 2012
bin gbagbo:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin  * clears throat*  angry 

Now, an elephant died in this village and it became the source of meat for everyone.
It was free,  so all you needed was to get to where the carcass was lying with your knife, and cut any size at all.
Now bukari was a youngman in his late teens and was renowned for his appetite for meat.
He finally got to the elephant site with his Ghana must Go bag and knife.
He wanted the kidneys and liver, so he went deep into the carcass and was busy slashing the vital part.
Papa ayegbu arrived late at the scene so was in a hurry, quickly saw one loose meat hanging so slashed it, bagged it and letf . Bukari all of a sudden felt a sharp movement and pain in between his thighs.He checked  and his balls were  gone grin.Blood oozed all over him,  whilst still writhing in pain,  he asked the crowd " abeg, who come cut wrong meat for hia?? grin grin"   













HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY FOR THIS JOKE? UP PROJAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wink grin

JOKE GRADING: F

QUESTIONS: was bukari naked 2 d scene? Is he dat dumb not 2 knw wen a part of him is cut off?
Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by skales(m): 12:04am On Feb 23, 2012
Seen dis joke before

Still not funny
Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by dani1luv: 6:43am On Feb 23, 2012
lolz
Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by bingbagbo(m): 6:44pm On Feb 23, 2012
^^^

thanks jare!!! grin
Re: BUKARI- - - PROJAN by Toygod(m): 11:52pm On Feb 23, 2012
Una go kill person o

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