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"Zap" is the only word which can be used to express many feelings

Revenge: Zap you

Failure: I'm f.u.c.ked

Anxiety: What the Zap is happening

Anger: Get the Zap out of here

Curious: How the Zap did you do that

Love: She is f.u.c.king beautiful

Lust: Aah Zap me baby

Pride: I am a f.u.c.king genius

Victory: I won that f.u.c.king competition

Sad: Why the Zap does this happen to me

Confused: What the Zap

By this time you will be thinking where a hell is the f.u.c.king joke.

free madness

marcus wat a Zap u just said

Why the Zap did i comment here

who da fwuck is dis Poster

you above me, wat da Zap do u wanna f.c.u.c.king know about me?

Why d fwuck are u asking me dt fwucking question

@phuckin op. W̶̲̥̅̊ђεяε is d phuckin joke?!

JOKE GRADE: F



REMARK: F for Zap

this thread is f.u.cked

what a Bleep be this, holly shit lol

Dis is no phucking joke op wat the Zap = wtf?

wat da Zap u all talking about

dis is a well compose thread from a f.u.c.king genius.

You forgot to add that it is healthy too. If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation, when you wake up repeat the mantra 'PH*CK YOU' 5 times. It clears the throat, that's how I keep my throat clear.

It also falls into many grammatical categories, for example it can be used as a verb both transitive and intransitive
e.g John ph*cked Mary(transitive)
e.g Mary was ph*cked by John(intransitive)

As a noun
e.g Mary's a fine ph*ck.

As an adjective
Mary is ph*cken beautiful

Innovation:
Get the bigger ph*cking hammer.

It is one magical word.

In fact it is one of the most beautiful words ever. English linguist should be proud of it.


Remarks: Keep the ph*ck Up!