A MOTHER ASK HER DAUGHTER TO CALL HER DAD AND KNOW HIS WHERE ABOUT.
DAUGTHER PICK THE CELL PHONE AND DIALED DAD’S NUMBER AND LATER HANGUP,
MOTHER: WHERE IS YOUR DAD NOW
DAUGTHER: MOM A LADY PICKED HIS PHONE
MOTHER: OK, DON’T WORRY HE WILL COME AND MEET ME HERE
(Later in the evening DAD return from work)
HUSBAND: HELLO HONEY
WIFE: HOLD IT WHO PICKED YOUR CALL WHEN JENNIFER CALLED YOU
HUSBAND: NO BODY
WIFE: OK. (CALL ON JENIFER TO COME AND TESTIFY)
WIFE: JENIFER WHO PICKED YOUR DADDY’S CALL
JENNIFER: ONE AUNTY
WIFE: WHAT DID SHE SAY?
JENNIFER: THAT THE NUMBER YOU DIALED IS SWITCH – OFF PLS TRY AGAIN LATER THANK YOU.

Madman

one day a mad man was passing along the road and saw some group of police men parading round the premises he stop and start looking at the police men, so a man came to the mad man and said, "this one wa you da look police men you one join police ?the mad man say "i da join police say i dey mad?"