can someone differentiate these terms
flammable, inflammable and non flammable ? ?

Acidosis:

can someone differentiate these terms
flammable, inflammable and non flammable ? ?

Flammable - Can catch fire

inflammable - Can catch fire well well

non-flammable - Cannot catch fire

Wow! Coincidence!! Was just thinkin bout dis piece in d mornin.read it on fb last yr.really funny n nice one.

This is why it's easier to get A1 in Mathematics than in English Language; it's such a crazy language

PROF. WOLE(WHOLE) SOYINKA, HON. PATRICK(TRICK) OBAHIAGBON et al  needs to come and shed more lights on these,










I BEG PIDGIN DEY SWEET WELA. ABI WETIN UNA THINK ?

Killz which site do you copy these jokes from?

The joke is as old as time but you try small sha. Let me add as well - A guinea pig is neither from guinea nor is it a pig.

A guinea pig is neither from guinea nor is it a pig.

Bro, let's just stick with "bush meat" At least we understand it's meat from the bush!

Nice one. And i shld tell u, you're wit a great honor for owing up that it was copied and pasted. But jst like many others like me who hasn't even came across this before: it's a great work u did there.

She & he, male & female. What is the difference?

Shagaiya,
did you write Jamb?

The plural of wife : wives, knife : knives. Then why the difference in chief : chiefs?

Quote your source man don't take other ppls glory! Weirdfacts.com!!!

*Opens-google-on-the-other-tab*

Great piece. Kind of bears relates to the story of a forum called Nairaland were naira is never shared,

Ha! ha! dry joke eh!. How about if i told you - Nairaland makes over N200,000 on a daily basis , not dry eh!

see details here.

http://5slate..com/2012/02/omg-nairaland-worth-over-n200m.html

how does wife or knife relate with the word 'chief' Both in spelling and pronounciation?

some folks dont even understand the thread.
They saw others posting and decided to do same.

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#yawns

It was when i started learning other languages especially spanish that i noticed that english has lots of issues.
I quite agree with the speaker jare.

it's amazing the kind of trash that makes its way to nairaland front page these days - this piece has been over the internet for the past five years, and somebody has just copied and pasted it today and it becomes front page material. The so called "moderators" should be more selective and discerning when making front page choices if they want this website to remain relevant  

very crazy =P


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Nice one.

Thanks

Nice One Killz,

it's amazing the kind of trash that makes its way to nairaland front page these days - this piece has been over the internet for the past five years, and somebody has just copied and pasted it today and it becomes front page material. The so called "moderators" should be more selective and discerning when making front page choices if they want this website to remain relevant  
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Why didnt you bring it here. Abeg go rest. Give the dude his accolade.

~Killz~:

Where did i say it was my work? In a hurry to label the thread as copied, you forgot to read comment no 6 on this thread, where after someone commended me for the nice post, i replied that it was copied! Did you not see that? Or did you just post for posting sake? Na wa o!

I copy jokes off the internet and paste on the jokes section, have i ever attributed them as mine? Do i have to reference all the jokes i copy? This is just another copied joke. Shame on you for not noticing that!

BTW, here is the link to the jokes so far. . .  Enjoy a good joke and forget your "i too sabi"

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-853328.0.html

Exactly my point. You do not wait for someone to commend you about the posting before you reply that you copied it. You are supposed to cite the source at the moment you posted someone else's work. Even though you admitted to copying the jokes from somebody else, you failed to provide the source from which you copied it.

And you do not have to directly attribute someone else's work as yours to commit plagiarism. You commit plagiarism when you fail to give credit to work that was not yours.

Since you are most likely a product of Nigeria's failed educational system, you believe it is proper to copy jokes from someone else's website, post it on Nairaland,  and fail to give attribution to the source as long as you don't state that it was your own work. That thinking is flawed, my brother, and in civilized societies you could be expelled from school and be guilty of the act plagiarism or, even more serious, copyright infringement.

Just take this as a learning experience and move on. This is because next time you post something, no one will know whether it was copied from another source or whether it was your own work product. There is a presumption that a literary work without citation is the work product of the person who wrote or posted it.