(especially when you share the same major!)

PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a
substitute for his Mother.

SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the
relationship.

RELIGION: Each prays for reconciliation and/or curses G-d

ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past, and accuses the
other of trying to dig it up.

THEATRE: "OH MY G-D! Life is, ENDED, as we KNOW it!"

BIOLOGY: "You just wanted to get in my genes!"

PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes
up must come down.

JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and
Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks, "

WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!"

BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much
money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.

HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by
something the other party did in the past.

GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to
avoid each other.

ANATOMY: "I never liked your body anyway."

ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can
supply.

ENGLISH: Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter,
complete with introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion,
that doesn't really say anything substantively intelligible.

EDUCATION: Both concede that the relationship
was a learning experience.

COMPUTING: "Man, this bytes -- we just couldn't interface"
and/or "His hard drive was more like a floppy."

E. ENGINEER: "It's just so shocking, I'm sure there are
positives and negatives, but, "

ARCHITECTURE: "There just wasn't much to build on
anyway, "

JEWISH STUDIES: "OY! You should feel so guilty!"

PHILOSOPHY: If 2 people break up in a dorm and there's no
one to witness the breakup, are they really single?

ZOOLOGY: They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked
sophisticated communication skills.

PHYS. ED.: They punch each other out in frustration.

CHEMISTRY: "It was just the wrong chemistry
between us, "

COUNSELING: Each urges the other to, "Get help!"

MUSIC: Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in some parts,
a country song) to express his or her sorrow.

LAW: They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating
agreement.

it's really hard!!!! really really hard!!!

Hmm

My thot exactly. But I would have said it this way . . .

The guys in romance mighnt be as irritated with this.

Somehow nice

@poster nice one, i think this shuld be in romance section

See them and their yeye mouths, Nicompoops

Cbasebaba u don wake up?

i no dey sleep, even if i mistake dose, na only one eye go sleep, the oda go dey shine kpa kpa kpa

nice one there poster, keep id up!

and down dear

Nice one.