₦airaland Forum

Not at all

Eyaa, sorry you hear. So, how is the wkend going to be?

Any plan for two of us?

Well I was thinking of going to the saloon together,then after that we'll do lunch,when am I expecting you? Let me know soon.

Pls tell me we are gonna chaw fufu n bitterleaf soup for lunch. Maybe after dat we go for manicure n pedicure.
See u @ 12.

Aite dear,We definitely will,my treat,see you then.

That's d spitit. Hi five gal

Ladies affair? There is a bill against that, I think you know?

Please don't get it twisted,we are not lesbi*a*ns,just two good friends who wanna hang out,wanna come with?

Hmnn. On a later date, maybe.

Well dont interrupt our effizy. Pls i dont talk while eating

Abeg what are u eating? Is it ekpang kwukwuo?

No,I'm having fufu and bitterleaf soup,its pretty delicious.

Are you Igbo? I know that to be Igbo delicacy (fufu + ofe onubu). Though I'm not Igbo but I dey like am die o

Den wash ya hand and join us.

Allryt. Hope the soup has enough orishi-orishi and ngwo-ngwo inside?

Infact it has enuf for take away sef. Carry food flask incase u know

Sorry for arriving late. Hope you still have something for me?

U nearly missed dis meal, av a seat.

Tank you o. (Peeps into the soup bowl). By the way why no orishi-rishi and ngwo-ngwo in dis soup. Abi, you scooped dem for another em-- em--.?

Why didn't you reply my text?

So because i allow u to come chop u dey look for allowance shey? Just carry ur food flask dey go house.

So you no prepare and you invited me?

Can u imagine dis boi?

Can you see dis kain friend? Na wa wa wa

Waiter! Waiter!! Bring dog meat for ma fwend here sharp sharp

Dog meat is highly proteinous and cures many illnesses. Please bring it sharp sharp.

Jamace, na where dem write sey Dog meat dey cure illness?. So wetin do hyena meat?

Emmm mr stonez u werent invited pls

Jamace, na where dem write sey Dog meat dey cure illness?. So wetin do hyena meat?

So you no know?

Allow him so that we go teach am how to eat dog meat.

bekay911:
Emmm mr stonez u werent invited pls

Na you get dis joint .
Free me joorr!!!