VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!


A foremost Political Party in Nigeria, popularly referred to as “The Ruling Party”, requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified Hooligan with the following professional qualifications:

· First degree in Boxing or Kick boxing.
· A Professional diploma in aggressive cover-up techniques.
· MUST be a duly certified LIAR with vast experience in corrupt practices.
· Must be ready to shun the voices of the People in allegiance to the Party’s wishes and Baba's wishes.
· Possession of a falsified educational degree will be an added advantage.

Duly qualified candidates should please forward their detailed CV’s to the Party Secretariat.

NB:
Please note that candidates with deadly upper-cuts will be given preference.

The selection process will definitely be biased and open to changes without notice, as this is part of the party policy.

Short listed candidates will be given a course in ‘Political Jargons’ to familiarize them with the language of the tournament


Please note that in this "legislathief" rat-race, you must be a graduate of Advanced Baba-antics Studies from the School of Babaism, a Black Belt holder in kick back, sorry in kick boxing, Black Belts obtained while hawking Dodo-Ikire along Ife-Ibadan Express way is given preference over other Black Belts.

Candidates susceptible to Cardiac Arrest need not apply.

Oga,

I get some people from my constituenty

1. Miggy - Very quiet but swift to grab money
2. Freezy - 1st class degree in ashaworism _{(may squander government resources on house girls)}
3. Kronkykay - Chairman of Ikeja Touts Association, LA _{(best man for the job)}

If your looking for ladies, u can choose any one from the following

1. Clemcy - Madam Bakassi _{(any government, u go see am - political asha***o)}
2. Mimiko - Anoda Etteh in the making
3. Aiphie - Na woman sha, so give am opportunity

, and if u need a hermaphrodite,

1. tope_teadr - Will not dissapoint you. _{will commit the crime, apologize to stay back, just to commit another crime}


Thanks for your cooperation.

would be grateful if my candidates are considered _{because i get my own cut from whatever them thief from d l[i]egislathief [/i] ASSembly}

NB: i can stand as a guarantor/shortee/referee

_{*shakes hands wit the co-ordinator and leaves the room*}

hi dis joke is da bomb it just made ma day takia

Oh one person is missing
ituen- will overthrow or kill anybody who tries to get attention from other's.

@ituen
thankx for the recommendation. but i got a bigger offer somewhere.
nuhu ribadu just employed my ultimate and unbridled services to help him track down osama. But i want to try and get the contract directly from Bush. MORE MONEY.

Don't worry kronk, i'll send more cash to you. How much more do you need just tell me.

tope_teadr:

Oh one person is missing
ituen- will overthrow or kill anybody who tries to get attention from other's.

for special individuals that can offer free services to the EX VP (iteun coz he's a wonderful gay partner)

una wan kill me oh. who talk say i be ex-vp?

Ituen, read in-btwn the lines. Clem said a G*Y partner to the Ex-Vp.
Was the business that lucrative? how much did the Ex-Vp pay you per hour?

cheiiii, i don die oh

But ituen u harsh o!

Hold on guys, is ituen the Mary (the gay recipient) or the Justin ( the gay donor) ?

e be like say una for this topic wan lose that vacancy

We don't mind as long as we can determine your sexual orientation. So answer freeezy's question
Are you the Mary or the Justin?

I think he is neither.

abeg where i go post my cv i get virually all the requirement

In the shredder.

iwajay:

In the shredder.

thanks

My pleasure

@iwayjay

u stupid oh

No post all cv's at the head quarter's agbero nigeria ltd.

this is the proper way application should be drafted

tope_teadr:

No post all cv's at the head quarter's agbero nigeria ltd.

make sure u settle wit d touts asociation chairman, kronkykay. i noticed his expression n u dont wanna get into his bad books

Do you mean bad book or yabs book.

anybook. even literature book

But ituen hasnt told us if he is the Mary or the Justin,

Ituen wetin i do you now?

freezy:

But ituen hasnt told us if he is the Mary or the Justin,

i'm neither

iwajay:

Ituen wetin i do you now?

me dey ask myself d same qestion too

can som1 be kind enuf totell me where mimiko is

abi Kronkayy don hide her

Nope. She has gone behind my back to apply for this vacancy

No i am teaching her lesson's.

u r alway teachin someone. Which community grammer school did u attend?