[color=#006600][/color] Happy independence NIGeRIA

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DEATH OF AKPORS... Akpors finally died and went to heaven whr he met Angel Michael.... Even after all ma rubbish so I finally made it to heaven....tank God ooh.... Angel micheal: akpors come and enter ur room and pray... Akpors: Bro mike.. Wot is going on downstairs...th at is causing so much noice.. Angel Michael: that is hell fire Akpors: pls bro.. Can I go and have a look ?? Angel michael: Alright no problem.. U can go and have a look.. Buh lemme warn u,,,heaven g8 closes @ 5pm...hurry up and be back before 5pm...after 5pm, u will not be allowed into heaven again... Akpors went to and have a look,,, and there he saw many celebrities,,,, clubbing... Dancing and drinking wine...Akpors came back by 4pm...and Angel micheal speaks.... Angel micheal : Nice to see you earlier my son... You are a true child of God.. Akpor : mtcheew,,, if I hear,,,, I came to pack ma bags before u lock the gate.... Hmmmm

Wow

Happy Birth day to D Fruit of Sir Lord Lugard's Labour. Wishing You many more Fresh Air Ahead!!!!!!!

Happy independence folks,,all those still hoping,,just keep smliling cos ur going to get a surprise that will broaden that smile,,so don't feel down but celebrate ur pending admission in advance,,love u guys

It ws 2day 52yrs ago dat it ws officially declared dat Nigeria sud be Nigeria in all ramifications.
@ age 52,lemme evaluate d state of tins in d life of d grey haired man!
Light: 55%
Education:57%
Inflation:65%
Bad Roads:88%
Corruption:99%
Poverty:77%
Boko haram:83%
Kidnapping:81%
2nd Batch:78%
Flooding:90%
Jonathan:48%
Oshiomhole:69%
Jos Crisis:63%
Plane Crash:71%
Road Accidents:84%
Sports:33%
Fuel Scarcity:85%
Sanusi:39%

Metaphycist:100%
Nigeria,wat a successful man!

uniben has jst given mr admission ooo. u guys should check ur own i jst checked it now

mine was written paid not submitted and i still got d admission. kel2me check urs

hmmm, so d list don finally show......wish u guys luck

I HAVE BEEN ADMITTED..OSALOBUA IS INVOLVED...

papa:whom do u like more papa or mama
son:both
papa:if go to america & ur mother go to paris where will u go?
son:paris
papa:this mean u like ur mama
son:no because paris is beautiful than america
papa:if i go to paris n ur mother go to america where will u go?
son: america
papa:why
son:because i haven't been there b4
papa:hmmmmmm
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

papa:whom do u like more papa or mama
son:both
papa:if i go to america & ur mother go to paris where will u go?
son:paris
papa:this mean u like ur mama
son:no because paris is beautiful than america
papa:if i go to paris n ur mother go to america where will u go?
son: america
papa:why
son:because i haven't been there b4
papa:hmmmmmm,hvn't been there b4 indeed
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Although i got admitted in the first,i'm happy for all of you who finaly got admitted

Any geography and regional planning student in the house drop ur 2go id

D 2nd batch list z nt awt!u guys shd stp dis rumour!!!!!!

Zikado: D 2nd batch list z nt awt!u guys shd stp dis rumour!!!!!!

guy the list is out ooo,,,I just checked for ma friend o,,he got admitted eco and stats,,trust me.. If u haven't seen urs,,check the up part of the page where they wrote those application submitted and process started by so so and so,,just check there,,if u are not admitted,,they will write it there,,but if there's nothing there,,then wait,,cos they might still be uploading..

The guy who said it will be out first october was the one who got it,,and he was insulted,,,well sorry brother u were right with ur details

Those dat has bn waiting for d 2nd batch is out. Wish u guys success in checking. H.A.P.P.Y I.N.D.E.P.E.N.C.E D.A.Y to all newly admitted uniben student. Lets go there Nov 5th.:-)

plz is it true dat d list is out

H.A.P.P.Y I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.C.E D.A.Y correction due 2 sm typo. Wish u guys success in checking. Note same website and ur username and passwd. Www.kofa-uniben.waeup.org. Lets go there 5th Nov.

Zikado: D 2nd batch list z nt awt!u guys shd stp dis rumour!!!!!!

my broda, the 2nd list is out.

Makzino: The guy who said it will be out first october was the one who got it,,and he was insulted,,,well sorry brother u were right with ur details

bro u said u check 4ur fwend n he wuz admitted for eco and stat...pls bro can u tel me his score...kos my broda had 58% n 57%aggregate...n i saw not admitted.pls bro u response wil go a lng way tanx

I give God all d Glory, all my past reproach d lord as turn it to celebration 4 me, help me 2 sing a new song because d Lord has done a new thing in my life, despite d fact uniben change my course 4rm med.lab 2 chemistry i will still praise GOD

Hey God watin b this. What should i do next. Am confused o. Despite d fact that i score 60 in putme and 57 as aggr8. Not admited nt even my secnd choice. Ecostat and ecostat edu. Hey what is this ooon

any newly admitted eco stat aspirant.....open up.my broda had 58score n 57aggr n he his nt an indigen frm yoruba ogun.pls wat wuz d cut off mark or is derd a list kuming out again kos at d top of his kora file it wuz sumitted but nw not admitted!!!

opaco3: bro u said u check 4ur fwend n he wuz admitted for eco and stat...pls bro can u tel me his score...kos my broda had 58% n 57%aggregate...n i saw not admitted.pls bro u response wil go a lng way tanx

he got 55 score and 57 aggregate,but he told me his dad knows sum1

praise the Lord i have been offered admission to read agriculture

Makzino: he got 55 score and 57 aggregate,but he told me his dad knows sum1

bro sorry 4disturbin u.pls do u knw if anoda list wil b kumin out..

opaco3: bro sorry 4disturbin u.pls do u knw if anoda list wil b kumin out..

um honestly i dont think so,did u say they wrote "not admitted" for ur bro?

Thread is now filled with peeps,anyways for those of u who have been admitted,a big congratulation to u,those admitted and worrying bout the course u were given,dont be,just sit up and do well in ur first year and u cud change back to da course of ur choice,and for those not admitted,take heart and strive harder next year,even sum that scored higher that were not admitted,do take hrt,GOD PASS DEVIL,just be patient,HIS time is the best,see u all in uniben, THIS IS MAKZINO SIGNING OUT,LOVE U GUYS