voucher: U wanna help me wit it?

if you can zip up the documents you need and send it to me i can help you from here. i'm doing my sister's own tomorrow

obago: wait for romeo plz.

hmmmmmm

Am gud 2 go,true wit everifin,hw many of us are gud 2 go,let me knw by sayin dat

voucher: *picks race*

lolz.....Una too funny 4 dis thread

obago: According to the oxford dictionary 6th edition, WACKY means funny or amusing in a slightly crazy way. I reserve my comment.

yes but i like to use the word eccentric instead of crazy
eccentric meaning deviating form an established or usual pattern or style
or a person of a specified kind

A sportsman was jogging bak home 4rm D Gym 1morni,When he noticed anoda Man in front of Him also Jugging.He observed dat d Man was Jogging a bit slower so he said 2himsef, 'I must ovatake dat Man.I MUST show him I'm better,stronger N faster''.So he started running faster and faster,Soon he did it.He caught up wit D Man in front N passed him by.He felt so Good.'i beat him@last'' He thought.But almost immediately,He realised he had been so focused on competing against D other man Dat He jogged passed his own House Witout Knowi It.''How Stupid'', He thought.'' I was competing with a Man Wo Does'nt Even Knw We Were racing N now i have 2 Jog several miles back 2my House''....Isn't dat wat happenz when we FOCUS on Competing with co-workers,neighbours,friends N FAMILY?When we try 2 outdo others only 2prove dat we are More successful,Richer,N important,We spend our time N energy running after them and we miss our Paths To our GOD-GIVEN DESTINIES..GudEvNi 2U AlL!

Abedfff14: Am gud 2 go,true wit everifin,hw many of us are gud 2 go,let me knw by sayin dat

GOOD TO GO, storming benin on Sunday!!!leaving Asaba 4 benin by 2pm

Tank God finish my aceptance nd online tins 2day bt i want 2 collect novembr pay so hoping 2 resume on d 19th of nov,hope not 2 far? Wishin evry one a wonderful month ahead...tnx

Metaphycist: Took my deep frizzer dat got spoilt som months ago 2 d repairer. On getin der,d man sed.
Der z no gas,d engine z bad n we'l change d aluminium cover.
I askd how much n he sed 28,000
I dint talk much,I jst sed I'm coming...Den I left knwing in my mind dat I've dashed him d fridge.
Cuz he seem lik a Uniben agent makin such amount.
I will survive in school witout cold water,drinks or storing food in d freezer!

YOU CAN EVEN USE THAT MONEY TO BUY A NEW ONE

snave007: GOOD TO GO, storming benin on Sunday!!!leaving Asaba 4 benin by 2pm

WHERE do you stay in asaba?

WackyJ1:
if you can zip up the documents you need and send it to me i can help you from here. i'm doing my sister's own tomorrow

Tnx,i'm done with myn.

voucher: Tnx,i'm done with myn.

alrght. all that's left is the physical clearance, i wish you good luck

Umuazi nwebenu anwuri na udo di... Nwa akwonazu amahi na ije nafiaru... Ka chi foo nu...1 Love.

wackyj1, nani You a uniben student?

mustrule: Umuazi nwebenu anwuri na udo di... Nwa akwonazu amahi na ije nafiaru... Ka chi foo nu...1 Love.

Ka chi foo..Onye nwee anyi nonyere gi

Engineering students, open eyes well....that doesn't mean you should go fighting o!!! And get ready to read like your life depends on it.....
Spend money wisely cos I remember finishing mine three weeks into clearance if not that my sister was still in school then, I for hear am.....

snave007: I Printed all d printables, even na remain small self i 4 print uniben.edu home page,& login page,lolz.......na wetin u want make I buy?;-)

nothing much. Just buy me cold water when coming on monday. Na inside sun we go stay.

voucher: Ka chi foo..Onye nwee anyi nonyere gi

Interprete plz. Don't sell us.

Jessicavizzy: A sportsman was jogging bak home 4rm D Gym 1morni,When he noticed anoda Man in front of Him also Jugging.He observed dat d Man was Jogging a bit slower so he said 2himsef, 'I must ovatake dat Man.I MUST show him I'm better,stronger N faster''.So he started running faster and faster,Soon he did it.He caught up wit D Man in front N passed him by.He felt so Good.'i beat him@last'' He thought.But almost immediately,He realised he had been so focused on competing against D other man Dat He jogged passed his own House Witout Knowi It.''How Stupid'', He thought.'' I was competing with a Man Wo Does'nt Even Knw We Were racing N now i have 2 Jog several miles back 2my House''....Isn't dat wat happenz when we FOCUS on Competing with co-workers,neighbours,friends N FAMILY?When we try 2 outdo others only 2prove dat we are More successful,Richer,N important,We spend our time N energy running after them and we miss our Paths To our GOD-GIVEN DESTINIES..GudEvNi 2U AlL!

hmm..wise1 u always buttress u point wit parables

voucher: And dz puts food on ur table? *picks race*

I wonder oh! I am waiting for his reply. I reserve my comment to avoid being criticized by mediocres claiming to be wise and matured.

Feraz: Engineering students, open eyes well....that doesn't mean you should go fighting o!!! And get ready to read like your life depends on it.....
Spend money wisely cos I remember finishing mine three weeks into clearance if not that my sister was still in school then, I for hear am.....

tnkx 4 d advice...we ll always hv dat in mind*jackophites*

Yawning! Time to sleep. Gud nite to you all.

plz i need help on hw much it wud cost to run the new uniben generic tech and hw to get accomodation

All i can do is to snub you. D more i reply u,d more u type rubbish with your itching finger(s).@WACKY.

benkings: Done wit my online clearance xo easy!
I kip wondrin y u guys ah askin hw do we upload dis n dat,shuld we type bla bla bla,ah we to print bla bla bla?,waste of time indeed!
Give ur document to a reliable cyber cafe agent n dy wil do it 4 u clean n clear while u sleep besyd dem,wen dy ah dn dy wil wake u up to kolet ur printawt FINISH...
I enjoyd my online clearance it was more like avin siesta to me.

.abeg au much em collect 4m u?

Ifeyz:
tnkx 4 d advice...we ll always hv dat in mind*jackophites*

*BIBLIOPHILE*

mustrule: Umuazi nwebenu anwuri na udo di... Nwa akwonazu amahi na ije nafiaru... Ka chi foo nu...1 Love.

.ku bu nnwane nmadu

Hmmm,uniben fee don turn me 2 sumtin else o,bt any way sha,weda dis money gree or not,i must complete am,dat na dún dùn.

ybnl994: On the top right hand corner of my page..i can see 'clearance requested'...pls,is that the way its supposed to be??

u will logout, den u login again. Click on my data, cllck clearance den a page will display. Click on Download clearance slip

Prof. Amos:
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR UNIBEN 2ND BATCH CANDIDATES TO GET THEIR JAMB LETTERS

JAMB PLS LET THEM GO...

After d struggle to read n eventually they passed Jamb, Post Jamb, gotten admission. Yet Jamb is stil holding them back.. Not fair..
Do they stil need to undergo fasting n prayers just to get their admission letters

I was in d 2nd batch nd I av printed my admssion letter. I printed mine 2weeks after the result was release.

Feraz: wackyj1, nani You a uniben student?

Yeah. You've probably seen Me sef