@davidtolu:have U submitted ya transcript? I only have Statement of result which am 2 upload online.

Davidtolu: Dis hostel accomodation s very confusing, with everybody saying different things with regards in obtaining it. I do hop uniben have reservation for DE student bekez dis one most ppu re saying 'first batch', i don't undastad. And again making d payment of school fees as a perequisite for hostel allocation s anoda thing entirely.

Wen u wnt 2 clear 4 ur Gst,u'll see it boldly written on a notice board..."U WILL NOT BE ALLOWD TO WRITE 2ND SEMESTER EXAM WITOUT PAYING UR SKUL FEES"
Meaning we r nt even expected 2 pay skul fees so early. Thus, payin skul fees cnt be a prerequisite 4 hostel.
I'm jst sayin, I dnt even wnt d hostel.

Cockyzy: @davidtolu:have U submitted ya transcript? I only have Statement of result which am 2 upload online.

Jst upload d statement of result frm ur skul. Hopefully, u re gud 2 go. I ve nt bin clrd, so I ve gon bck 2 Lagos. But som guys said dey clrd without transcript bekez it ws nt stated in d requirement.

Metaphycist: Wen u wnt 2 clear 4 ur Gst,u'll see it boldly written on a notice board..."U WILL NOT BE ALLOWD TO WRITE 2ND SEMESTER EXAM WITOUT PAYING UR SKUL FEES"
Meaning we r nt even expected 2 pay skul fees so early. Thus, payin skul fees cnt be a prerequisite 4 hostel.
I'm jst sayin, I dnt even wnt d hostel.

Metaphysics, I wanted 2 c u b4 I go back 2 Lagos. But, now I ve gone. So, definetly when I come, I try nd see u. But regarding d hostel, most ppu I ve spoken with all said without skul fees, no hostel. U dont want hostel but I do bekez of closeliness especially when rain falls in benin nd u re far frm skul, d whole roads re flooded making vehicular traffic high, odas re security, constant water, electricity nd adequate info.

Karo168: I've done my gst clearance..I paid 3k 2 my dpt 4 dere clearance..I didn't upload jamb result but I presented it,I didn't upload or present my jamb admission letter..I don't have...d UAB official sed wen I eventually get it I shud submit it 2 my faculty

wich department pls

Bursary- Check
Collection of Num-Uncheck
Student Record File-Uncheck
Others-Uncheck
Remarks- Abt to collapse

Cockyzy: @davidtolu:have U submitted ya transcript? I only have Statement of result which am 2 upload online.

i am also admitted via direct entry.i haven't started anything.i am waiting for jamb admission letter.and as for the transcript,i just send it to Uniben.I THINK WE HAVE TO TALK OUT HOW WE ARE GONNA SORT OUT THINGS.i go enter Benin on Monday.before then,we can talk on 2go.am alade212

UNITY BANK AFFAIR- CHECK
BURSARY AFFAIR- CHECK
NOW UNTO AUDITORIUM THINGS. I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE STRESS BUT I DON'T THINK MY SISTER HAD TOO MUCH STRESS

Tare1: Bursary- Check
Collection of Num-Uncheck
Student Record File-Uncheck
Others-Uncheck
Remarks- Abt to collapse

don't u worry! U will not collapse because u are a very strong physical and spiritual philosopher. All d Best!

Akhigbode01: Dat guy dat checks our Results online stole my three (3) WAEC scratch cards. When I submitted my credentials, he removed d scratch cards and dropped them inside his Bag and told me dat I can't be cleared for non presentation of scratch card, I went to buy another two again and he was bold enough to remove one again and I told him dat I have reconciled with all d witches in my village dat He is d one who is after my clearance. He decided not to check my result online but wrote ''result verified'' On it...pls be careful with ur scratch card(s). If possible, ensure to staple all d corners of ur scratch card(s) to ur credentials to make it difficult for dat Guy to do something terrible to ur scratch card(s), but ensure to display d back side dat carries d pin. GoodLuck!!

Dis cynical and UnGodly perpetuated act is till very Much in progress mostly in d Faculty of Social sciences.......plsss Beware!!!

Unity Bank 2012/2013 civil War: Victorious.

Wrestling @ D Bursary : won

Auditorium stress: overcome.

Scratch cards stealing @ d Auditorium by online Result checking Officer: potential VICTIM

Eligibility Form: Duly signed and documented.

Record File submission: Loading......30%

GST registration: N6,000 diverted suddenly to d Man's pocket

Faculty Exercise: pls come on Monday, said d Gentleman.

Departmental Give away: we have not started yet, smiled d kind Looking madam.

Off K accommodation search: Loading........55.5%.
If u are really interested, call d BOY on 08076040842, 08163513265...THANX

Uniben is sumtn else, i was askd to scratch ma waec card b4 getn to d auditorium. I did exactly dat bt on getn to d officials table, i was forced to buy anoda card ryt there,u guys need to see d quantity of d cards in d man's bag...blood of God!

@Akhigbode,pls wat course are u goin 4?and what does an eligibility form luk lyk.cos i wasnt givn,even doe i ve fild and sumitd 2 of my rekod files,tanx

GST 112 in Trouble tonight.

For all my fellow Ecostat students and D yet to b Admitted LandLords and LandLadies, pls let's rub minds together on 2go@ Akhigbode01

Any faculty of management science student that has dne his/her dept or faculty clearance here? Jst want to knw d fee for both.

glowin2shyn: @Akhigbode,pls wat course are u goin 4?and what does an eligibility form luk lyk.cos i wasnt givn,even doe i ve fild and sumitd 2 of my rekod files,tanx

Ecostat..... when u submit ur credentials and collect ur Record Files, ur online Result printout and other credentials will be Observed by d officer who will then hand it over to d online Result checking Officer like d Thief in d faculty of Social wahala. D clearance Officer will now check all ur uploaded Documents during d online clearance. If u are not found Guilty of any offence, Ur Eligibility Form containing d clearance Officer's name, Date, Signature and ur signature, will be printed out instantly for u to go and make minimum of Eight Photocopies, Return 3photocopies to them immediately, add each of d remaining 5 to ur Bond of Credentials in ur Student's Academic Record Files b4 u can now submit d Record files......dis means Happy waist pain!!! ,

Welcome to uni-sweat

Y do dey call it "Physical Clearance"? D fitting name is "Eligibility Clearance"

Davidtolu: Metaphysics, I wanted 2 c u b4 I go back 2 Lagos. But, now I ve gone. So, definetly when I come, I try nd see u. But regarding d hostel, most ppu I ve spoken with all said without skul fees, no hostel. U dont want hostel but I do bekez of closeliness especially when rain falls in benin nd u re far frm skul, d whole roads re flooded making vehicular traffic high, odas re security, constant water, electricity nd adequate info.

U r nt far 4rm d truth,wen I verified 2day,found out d skul feez z needed.
Lots of pals will spend few weeks witout apartment den.
This isnt fair as some stressed 2 get d 45 k 4 online n nw dis.

See me see okoro soup o,imagine dat oyibo woman,afta av been cleared by anoda auditorium official,she carry ah own say my o'level result(nabteb) no suite my course(theatre art),say d only remmedy na 4 me 2 choose btw mass-com n fine art,dat where my result fit in,abeg mk she no go my acting dreams o

Uniben abi unibend I tire 4 una o.uniben don bend me die. Bt I thank God 2day was successful o

Thank God I finally cleared today,,to all those who haven't,,all I have to say is more grace to ur elbows and backbones,,eat well so u don't faint,,no cry too much if u sabi and no worry on monday I go buy all of una zobo....hehehehe......how u all δσι̥N̤̥̈̊G̲̣̣̣̥

Hey pals..d name on my waec result is omolaoye sadiq,while name on my jamb is omolaoye sodiq....wil i b cleard?

For dose who hav dose who hv done dier clearance dat is pretty nice. For dose who hv nt done diers may b i gona meet u all by nxt wk mk we dey do d uniben stress tins 2gether...

Any Pharmacy student dat hs done his clearance shld pls drop his 2go, fb or mobile id so dat we can relate..Hopin 2 do mine nxt wk wednesday. Tnx.

Sodiq33: Hey pals..d name on my waec result is omolaoye sadiq,while name on my jamb is omolaoye sodiq....wil i b cleard?

be rest assured Dat u will b cleared provided u have all d Necessities for d physical wahala!...GoodLuck!

great student of uniben, hope you are enjoyin your clerance, theatre art add me on bbm 21890F7D

Mexyz: Uniben is sumtn else, i was askd to scratch ma waec card b4 getn to d auditorium. I did exactly dat bt on getn to d officials table, i was forced to buy anoda card ryt there,u guys need to see d quantity of d cards in d man's bag...blood of God!

ThankGod I have a living witness in d House....those Guys all graduated from d University of Hardship, Faculty of corruption, Department of stealing and commotion with first class upper Division. May God Forgive dem all!

2day Those cleared in Education were asked to come for their Eligibility on Oct 28th. Whch kind wahala be ds...

blocx03: See me see okoro soup o,imagine dat oyibo woman,afta av been cleared by anoda auditorium official,she carry ah own say my o'level result(nabteb) no suite my course(theatre art),say d only remmedy na 4 me 2 choose btw mass-com n fine art,dat where my result fit in,abeg mk she no go my acting dreams o

Welcome to University of Eligibility!

Prof. Amos:
2day Those cleared in Education were asked to come for their Eligibility on Oct 28th. Whch kind wahala be ds...

guy u ma don lie o,,oct don pass now abi na next year,,that one go make am lie too