the senator: Na God go pumish clearing officer of social science faculty. He refused 2 clear me with my o.n.d statement of result.he is insisting on transcript while other faculties are clearing without transcripts.

Are u dat Nekede guy?

Ifeyz: hmm...most guys on dis thread re almst done wit deir clearnce.i 1da y engineerin own dey diffrnt*sad*

I am equally suprise. Will I b regreting 4 choosing engineering

more tips for fresh students
if you are a fresh student,pls go to the student affairs department ,opposite unity bank and apply for your permanent accommodation
you need to fulfill the following requirments:-)
step 1
pay N 1O00 application fee
step2
pay N500 student's union membership fee
step 3
take the receipts of the above payment with evidence of payment school fees ,final clearance papers ( evidence of payment clearance at the auditorium )
to the students affairs department and apply for your accommodation.

finally,i've collected my eligibility. IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS

@all have lecture already begun

Davidtolu: If u re interested, d house s self con, right in BDPA, it s fenced, nd it s 65K per annum. It s jst 2minutes to d main gate.

Bro, are u serious? I am very much interested. Pls let's meet nd dialogue. Do wel to reach me on 2go; datumedics.

Mexyz: Guys,those dat ve submitd their record files,what did u write in dat space meant for access code? @metaphycist &co.

D Activation code on ur payment slip,starting wit CLR.
Pheww quite a long time.

WackyJ1: It's been a while, i've helped my sis finish her auditorium clearance and it's remaining the facult clearnce and departmental clearnce. to bad i didn't see anyone. metaophyscist where you dey? chiemeka, makzino i wan see una. as for the ladies, voucher and jessica (you know i booked a seat for your smile).

I'm sure u hv seen me bt jst dint knw....08096573268, 2mrw on point.

Metaphycist: I'm sure u hv seen me bt jst dint knw....08096573268, 2mrw on point.

meta wer u @ d auditorium tuday?

For those in management sciences yesterday. I was the tall fair guy with glasses. Today i entered momentarily wearing blue T-Shirt, blue trouser and blue shoes .
Adaeze will you be at auditorium tomorrow?

Thru wit err'tin ...Auditorium, faculty & dept...oluwa is involved....nw gats register my dept.mental coursEs

Adaeze18: meta wer u @ d auditorium tuday?

Nay! Took 2day off...wud b in skul 2mrw.

Abeg hu has d latest info abot dat hostel ish

**JUST 2 EASE D STRESS**
Incase u dey Lagos now & fight dey
hungry you, Just find one "Okadaman" for
your area ask am “O boy, how work
na??” Thank Me Later....

I hv observed dat d girls who gained admission r way younger dan d guys.
Is it dat uniben admitts girls more or wat?
Cuz I cnt imagine hw these girls wit their beautiful,fragile n emotional brains get 2 win an admission slot at d expense of som hefty guys.
Anyway,I'll love 2 c d rest of u on 2mrw.
No forming,no dulling,2mrw it is.

Has anyone heard anything about hostel accomodation?

Gud morning all. U guys re nt talking if lectures has commenced.

Davidtolu: Gud morning all. U guys re nt talking if lectures has commenced.

...no dear,lectures has nt commence,bt verysoon

Make this Oyinbo woman come give me number o.i am tired of standing without doing anything.i am at the akin deko auditorium now.in case you are there just holla me.o wear blue jean,blue sleeve shirt and black and blue trainer

Sweetmorning 2u all!..am done witheverytin n i really thank PapaGod 4his favour n his strenght!..I also want 2use dis opportunity 2thank u all in dis thread 4ur co-operation,ur in4mations bot d fake n d real in4mations*lol*..u guys r Gud!THANKS 2U ALL!Though i wont get 2c u all,bt z nt necessary anyway!..since am leaving dis thread 4Gud let me use dis little tym 2say wat z in my mind....we all prayed 2get dis admission,me i fastedoooooo,dnt no of u guys,somestudents r in skul 2mak frds,sum r hia 2party,sum r hia 2extort money frm dia parents,sum r hia 2join cult,sum r hia 2ansa d name'student'...sum r hia 2ansa 'd name am a student of uniben,sum Galz r hia 2form,sum r hia 2dress,sum r hia 2showcass dia parents wealth,etc,but z jus few dat r hia 2learn,few only knws d reason y dia R in skul,few r hia 2fulfil dia drmz, few r hia 4a purpose'' Dnt 4get d worSt tragedy in lyf z nt death,bt livin a lyf without a purpose''few r called bt many r chosen'.....if u guys will remenba d story of aluu community,.doz of u dat nos abt d story,'d killin of d 4boys student of uniport'it was painfu 2all,coz doz boys went 2early grave.,TAKENA has being a Gudfrd,bt he died cox of frds...story2far.....2b continue anyday..Back2my root,D 3Gals student of unn,wo wia disgraced during d NYSC STUFF,doz of us wo noz d story shud tell odas*smile*..choose ur frds,dnt let ur frds 2choose ya!..Howeva try 2b ursef z very mportant,dnt copy odaz bad lyfstyle.n dnt allow ursef 2b intimidated....somepeeps dnt av dis opportunity dat u all av*LOOK@WAT U VE GOT AND MAKE D BEST OF IT.IT IS BETTER 2LIGHT A CANDLE THAN 2 CURSE D DARKNESS*SoME of us hia made a pmise 2 God saying* DEAR LORD IF U GIVE ME DIS ADMISSION,I PROMISE 2B A GUD GIRL/BOY,I PROMISE 2ABIDE BY UR RULES,I PROMISE 2MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD,I PROMISE 2AVOID TROUBLES BLABLABLA an so on....Nw He has done it oooo,play ur own part nw!...i could remenber lastyr wen i lost my 1st admission,i criedddddddd,Bt i tod mysef,IT IS WELL!MAYB I WASNT PREPARED...BUT 2DAY IT Z JUS LYK A DREAM 2ME*once it was lyk a dream 2jessica,Bt nw is a reality*....IF U AV NEVA FAILED. U VE NEVER LIVED..LET UR GOODTYMS BCOME GOOD MEMORIES AND UR BADTYMS BCOME GOODLESSONS.....i no no1 z pfect,bt we all try 2b...*IT DOSNT MATTER WHERE U R COMING FRM.ALL DAT MATTERS IS WHERE U R GOING*WHEN IT IS OBVIOUS DAT UR GOALS CANNOT B REACHED,DNT ADJUST D GOALS,ADJUST D ACTION STEPS* tik abt dis'do u tik z all dat wia admitted dat will gradute?Hmmmmmmmmm!....sumpeeps might b d hope of d family;sumpeeps might b wo d world z waitin,sumpeeps mightb wo NIGERIA z waiti 4 2reshape it*Wo nos,it could b u,me or any1 else......HOW U WERE BORN WAS GODS WILL,BUT HOW U LIVE,WAT U DO N WO U BCOME IS UR CHOICE*LESS I 4GET THERE R TWO QUICK WAYS TO DISASTER,TAKING NOBODY'S ADVICE N TAKING EVERYBODY'S ADVICE*...D RACE OF LIFE IS D RACE OF INDIVIDUALITY*...I JUS PRAY DAT GOD GRANT ALL OF US WISDOM FRM ABOVE....I*LOVE*U* ALL*!...*A MUST READ*...THANKS FROM MISS JESSICA*SMILE*Z NT EASYOOOOOO.............

Few wiks remaining for shiloh* can't waitooooo*double portion*... Am sorry 4dat long post,,,but as d spirit leads.*UNA DOOOOOOOOOOO................

Jessicavizzy: Sweetmorning 2u all!..am done witheverytin n i really thank PapaGod 4his favour n his strenght!..I also want 2use dis opportunity 2thank u all in dis thread 4ur co-operation,ur in4mations bot d fake n d real in4mations*lol*..u guys r Gud!THANKS 2U ALL!Though i wont get 2c u all,bt z nt necessary anyway!..since am leaving dis thread 4Gud let me use dis little tym 2say wat z in my mind....we all prayed 2get dis admission,me i fastedoooooo,dnt no of u guys,somestudents r in skul 2mak frds,sum r hia 2party,sum r hia 2extort money frm dia parents,sum r hia 2join cult,sum r hia 2ansa d name'student'...sum r hia 2ansa 'd name am a student of uniben,sum Galz r hia 2form,sum r hia 2dress,sum r hia 2showcass dia parents wealth,etc,but z jus few dat r hia 2learn,few only knws d reason y dia R in skul,few r hia 2fulfil dia drmz, few r hia 4a purpose'' Dnt 4get d worSt tragedy in lyf z nt death,bt livin a lyf without a purpose''few r called bt many r chosen'.....if u guys will remenba d story of aluu community,.doz of u dat nos abt d story,'d killin of d 4boys student of uniport'it was painfu 2all,coz doz boys went 2early grave.,TAKENA has being a Gudfrd,bt he died cox of frds...story2far.....2b continue anyday..Back2my root,D 3Gals student of unn,wo wia disgraced during d NYSC STUFF,doz of us wo noz d story shud tell odas*smile*..choose ur frds,dnt let ur frds 2choose ya!..Howeva try 2b ursef z very mportant,dnt copy odaz bad lyfstyle.n dnt allow ursef 2b intimidated....somepeeps dnt av dis opportunity dat u all av*LOOK@WAT U VE GOT AND MAKE D BEST OF IT.IT IS BETTER 2LIGHT A CANDLE THAN 2 CURSE D DARKNESS*SoME of us hia made a pmise 2 God saying* DEAR LORD IF U GIVE ME DIS ADMISSION,I PROMISE 2B A GUD GIRL/BOY,I PROMISE 2ABIDE BY UR RULES,I PROMISE 2MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD,I PROMISE 2AVOID TROUBLES BLABLABLA an so on....Nw He has done it oooo,play ur own part nw!...i could remenber lastyr wen i lost my 1st admission,i criedddddddd,Bt i tod mysef,IT IS WELL!MAYB I WASNT PREPARED...BUT 2DAY IT Z JUS LYK A DREAM 2ME*once it was lyk a dream 2jessica,Bt nw is a reality*....IF U AV NEVA FAILED. U VE NEVER LIVED..LET UR GOODTYMS BCOME GOOD MEMORIES AND UR BADTYMS BCOME GOODLESSONS.....i no no1 z pfect,bt we all try 2b...*IT DOSNT MATTER WHERE U R COMING FRM.ALL DAT MATTERS IS WHERE U R GOING*WHEN IT IS OBVIOUS DAT UR GOALS CANNOT B REACHED,DNT ADJUST D GOALS,ADJUST D ACTION STEPS* tik abt dis'do u tik z all dat wia admitted dat will gradute?Hmmmmmmmmm!....sumpeeps might b d hope of d family;sumpeeps might b wo d world z waitin,sumpeeps mightb wo NIGERIA z waiti 4 2reshape it*Wo nos,it could b u,me or any1 else......HOW U WERE BORN WAS GODS WILL,BUT HOW U LIVE,WAT U DO N WO U BCOME IS UR CHOICE*LESS I 4GET THERE R TWO QUICK WAYS TO DISASTER,TAKING NOBODY'S ADVICE N TAKING EVERYBODY'S ADVICE*...D RACE OF LIFE IS D RACE OF INDIVIDUALITY*...I JUS PRAY DAT GOD GRANT ALL OF US WISDOM FRM ABOVE....I*LOVE*U* ALL*!...*A MUST READ*...THANKS FROM MISS JESSICA*SMILE*Z NT EASYOOOOOO.............

bravo gracious lady!

∂ fair lady finally coperates!!!...number given

Phewww*Wipes off sweat after reading*

Goosh, I m yet 2 do my clearance. God help me.

A̶̲̥̅♏ yet to D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥‎ physical clearance, i need someone from the faculty ☀̤̣̈̇f Art that can help me go thru d stress together......any volunteer pls....BBPIN: 21890F7D

Education students don tire, no Eligibility till Nov. 28th.
I feel like giving those clearance officers some lashes....

It seems lectures wil commence in December in full blast.

PlsThose who're done with their clearance in Education, how much is Faculty n Dept. Clearance?

Management science guys,hw much did u guys pay for d faculty clearance?

Abeg hu dn regista 4 hostel?..

Jessicavizzy: ...no dear,lectures has nt commence,bt verysoon

Thanks very much.

Jessicavizzy: Sweetmorning 2u all!..am done witheverytin n i really thank PapaGod 4his favour n his strenght!..I also want 2use dis opportunity 2thank u all in dis thread 4ur co-operation,ur in4mations bot d fake n d real in4mations*lol*..u guys r Gud!THANKS 2U ALL!Though i wont get 2c u all,bt z nt necessary anyway!..since am leaving dis thread 4Gud let me use dis little tym 2say wat z in my mind....we all prayed 2get dis admission,me i fastedoooooo,dnt no of u guys,somestudents r in skul 2mak frds,sum r hia 2party,sum r hia 2extort money frm dia parents,sum r hia 2join cult,sum r hia 2ansa d name'student'...sum r hia 2ansa 'd name am a student of uniben,sum Galz r hia 2form,sum r hia 2dress,sum r hia 2showcass dia parents wealth,etc,but z jus few dat r hia 2learn,few only knws d reason y dia R in skul,few r hia 2fulfil dia drmz, few r hia 4a purpose'' Dnt 4get d worSt tragedy in lyf z nt death,bt livin a lyf without a purpose''few r called bt many r chosen'.....if u guys will remenba d story of aluu community,.doz of u dat nos abt d story,'d killin of d 4boys student of uniport'it was painfu 2all,coz doz boys went 2early grave.,TAKENA has being a Gudfrd,bt he died cox of frds...story2far.....2b continue anyday..Back2my root,D 3Gals student of unn,wo wia disgraced during d NYSC STUFF,doz of us wo noz d story shud tell odas*smile*..choose ur frds,dnt let ur frds 2choose ya!..Howeva try 2b ursef z very mportant,dnt copy odaz bad lyfstyle.n dnt allow ursef 2b intimidated....somepeeps dnt av dis opportunity dat u all av*LOOK@WAT U VE GOT AND MAKE D BEST OF IT.IT IS BETTER 2LIGHT A CANDLE THAN 2 CURSE D DARKNESS*SoME of us hia made a pmise 2 God saying* DEAR LORD IF U GIVE ME DIS ADMISSION,I PROMISE 2B A GUD GIRL/BOY,I PROMISE 2ABIDE BY UR RULES,I PROMISE 2MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD,I PROMISE 2AVOID TROUBLES BLABLABLA an so on....Nw He has done it oooo,play ur own part nw!...i could remenber lastyr wen i lost my 1st admission,i criedddddddd,Bt i tod mysef,IT IS WELL!MAYB I WASNT PREPARED...BUT 2DAY IT Z JUS LYK A DREAM 2ME*once it was lyk a dream 2jessica,Bt nw is a reality*....IF U AV NEVA FAILED. U VE NEVER LIVED..LET UR GOODTYMS BCOME GOOD MEMORIES AND UR BADTYMS BCOME GOODLESSONS.....i no no1 z pfect,bt we all try 2b...*IT DOSNT MATTER WHERE U R COMING FRM.ALL DAT MATTERS IS WHERE U R GOING*WHEN IT IS OBVIOUS DAT UR GOALS CANNOT B REACHED,DNT ADJUST D GOALS,ADJUST D ACTION STEPS* tik abt dis'do u tik z all dat wia admitted dat will gradute?Hmmmmmmmmm!....sumpeeps might b d hope of d family;sumpeeps might b wo d world z waitin,sumpeeps mightb wo NIGERIA z waiti 4 2reshape it*Wo nos,it could b u,me or any1 else......HOW U WERE BORN WAS GODS WILL,BUT HOW U LIVE,WAT U DO N WO U BCOME IS UR CHOICE*LESS I 4GET THERE R TWO QUICK WAYS TO DISASTER,TAKING NOBODY'S ADVICE N TAKING EVERYBODY'S ADVICE*...D RACE OF LIFE IS D RACE OF INDIVIDUALITY*...I JUS PRAY DAT GOD GRANT ALL OF US WISDOM FRM ABOVE....I*LOVE*U* ALL*!...*A MUST READ*...THANKS FROM MISS JESSICA*SMILE*Z NT EASYOOOOOO.............

Really luv dis write-up.Very Impressed.Anyway,it takes courage,determination and God's presence to live a purposeful life in school..
It takes courage
To be a REAL man or a TRUE woman,
To hold fast to your ideas
When it causes you
To be looked upon
As strange and peculiar.
It takes courage
To be talked about,
And remain silent,
When a word would justify you
In the eyes of others,
But which you dare not speak
Because it would injure another.
It takes courage
To refuse to do something
That is wrong
Although everyone else
May be doing it
With attitudes as carefree..
More grease to your elbow Jessica..Wishing u success!!!

Those dat ve being cleared in their respective faculties nd department,hw much did u guys pay? Any faculty or dept.