EDUCATION fellas whereth are thou?..education aspirants whats ya score? EDUCATION fellas whereth are thou?..education aspirants whats ya score?

zanjorrg:
U are on d race. I pray they give us admission. Me too, i have 63 agr8

worry not. see u during registration.

I was nt happy dat day cos my name was nt on d screenin venue. I went 2 main auditorium 2 see dat my name had been transfer 2 anoda venue. But am nw hapi 2 day dat despite d pains i undawent dat day, i stil manage 2 get 69 as my putme scores while my agr8 is 63.

Tgirl-temmy:

worry not. see u during registration.

Thanks. lik 2 see u 2.

am going 4 mechanical engineering and i got 49. Any hope for education?

Eghosa graviti: U wrote ur's in Physical science 1000 Lt?

yea. Hwd u knw?

Guys while we wait 4 d list, can we talk sports?

Yinkaart: yea. Hwd u knw?

the whole Fine art and Engl/lit were mixed together in d same hall. We were 500 in total. We are not many that put in for D both course. I had 52(eng/lit).

T.A.I:
61 u'r der already,dats a high score. C u during clearance!

Amin o. Same 2u

ozoebuka1: All these arts students that are giving me heart attack with 60something, can u guys stop please!!! am a pharmacy aspirant so stop demoralizing mua with those high marks!smh

Abi oo, the heart attack don too much self,my score self no con get level again.lolz.WISHING every one the best.I must see every one in this thread during CLEARANCE.IJN

Eghosa graviti: the whole Fine art and Engl/lit were mixed together in d same hall. We were 500 in total. We are not many that put in for D both course. I had 52(eng/lit).

dats great. Hope we both get admited

Yinkaart: dats great. Hope we both get admited

AMEN.

BREAKING NEWS!!!..uniben admission list to be published immidiately after edo polls

jjstanley: BREAKING NEWS!!!..uniben admission list to be published immidiately after edo polls

Great. wats ur assurance percentage?

jjstanley: BREAKING NEWS!!!..uniben admission list to be published immidiately after edo polls

wah poll is that aπϑ again ar You sure??

Tgirl-temmy:


Great. wats ur assurance percentage?

'bout 89% 4rm a sure nd reliable source

Ekene is a house boy
who drinks the wine of
his Boss with impunity
then adds water to
cover his tracks.
His Boss was suspicious
& decided to buy pasties
(a French wine that
changes colour if u add
water just like dettol).
Unknowing, Ekene,
drank from d wine &
topped it up with water
as usual.
Sadly for him,
immediately he added
water, d pasties
became milky & when
the Boss came back &
noticed it, he knew he
had nailed Ekene.
Ekene knew he was in
trouble &
decided to stay put in d
kitchen when his boss
came home.
The Boss told his wife
about what he
observed.
“Ekene!”, he called from
the sitting room.
He answered: “Yes,
Boss”.
“Who drank my
pasties?”.
Ekene: No answer.
The Boss asked again:
still no answer.
Then the Boss went to
the kitchen 2 meet him
there: “Are you insane
or what? Why when I
called you say “yes
boss” but when I ask
you a question you
didn’t answer me? ”
Ekene retorted, “Hmmm
oga when you are in the
kitchen you don’t
understand anything at
all, except your name.”
“Is that so?” asked the
boss, “Okay, go to the
bar, stand beside
Madam, while I’ll go into
d kitchen & then ask me
a question”
Ekene accepted.
When his boss went in
the kitchen he shouts:
“Boss”.
“Yes, ekene” his Boss
answers.
Ekene then asks, “Who
goes into the maid’s
bedroom when Madam
is not at home?”
No answer.
The boy shouted again:
“Boss, I say who dey go
to the maids room
when madam no dey
house?”
No answer.
The Boss came out
from the kitchen
shouting, “Wonders will
never cease!
Ekene, It is true, when
one is in the
kitchen, one does not
hear anything, except
one’s name.”
The wife interrupted,
“That’s not true. It’s a
lie without argument.”
Ekene asked madam to
enter d magic kitchen 2
be tested.
She agreed.
Ekene asks madam,
“Who’s junior’s biological
father? Me or oga?”
Madam madly rushed
out of the kitchen
saying, “This kitchen
ehn na wa
oOooOooOooooo.

Terrikat: wah poll is that aπϑ again ar You sure??

edo state election dats bid to hold 14th july

jjstanley: 'bout 89% 4rm a sure nd reliable source

u said it 4rm a 'sure nd reliable source' yet u said u re 89% sure. Get real man

youngpol: u said it 4rm a 'sure nd reliable source' yet u said u re 89% sure. Get real man

dats ma ratin' man...pray 4 dat ratin 2 drop if u want to *na auditorium news*

jjstanley: 'bout 89% 4rm a sure nd reliable source

All is well.

Makzino: Ekene is a house boy
who drinks the wine of
his Boss with impunity
then adds water to
cover his tracks.
His Boss was suspicious
& decided to buy pasties
(a French wine that
changes colour if u add
water just like dettol).
Unknowing, Ekene,
drank from d wine &
topped it up with water
as usual.
Sadly for him,
immediately he added
water, d pasties
became milky & when
the Boss came back &
noticed it, he knew he
had nailed Ekene.
Ekene knew he was in
trouble &
decided to stay put in d
kitchen when his boss
came home.
The Boss told his wife
about what he
observed.
“Ekene!”, he called from
the sitting room.
He answered: “Yes,
Boss”.
“Who drank my
pasties?”.
Ekene: No answer.
The Boss asked again:
still no answer.
Then the Boss went to
the kitchen 2 meet him
there: “Are you insane
or what? Why when I
called you say “yes
boss” but when I ask
you a question you
didn’t answer me? ”
Ekene retorted, “Hmmm
oga when you are in the
kitchen you don’t
understand anything at
all, except your name.”
“Is that so?” asked the
boss, “Okay, go to the
bar, stand beside
Madam, while I’ll go into
d kitchen & then ask me
a question”
Ekene accepted.
When his boss went in
the kitchen he shouts:
“Boss”.
“Yes, ekene” his Boss
answers.
Ekene then asks, “Who
goes into the maid’s
bedroom when Madam
is not at home?”
No answer.
The boy shouted again:
“Boss, I say who dey go
to the maids room
when madam no dey
house?”
No answer.
The Boss came out
from the kitchen
shouting, “Wonders will
never cease!
Ekene, It is true, when
one is in the
kitchen, one does not
hear anything, except
one’s name.”
The wife interrupted,
“That’s not true. It’s a
lie without argument.”
Ekene asked madam to
enter d magic kitchen 2
be tested.
She agreed.
Ekene asks madam,
“Who’s junior’s biological
father? Me or oga?”
Madam madly rushed
out of the kitchen
saying, “This kitchen
ehn na wa
oOooOooOooooo.

man dis is great. Dis is exactly wat is needed 2 ease d tension in da house.

Guys lyk hw much do u think d acceptance fee will b?

youngpol: Guys lyk hw much do u think d acceptance fee will b?

lets say 38k to 40k

Tgirl-temmy:

All is well.

Amen. If u knw u want to gain admission into uniben dis year jst place ur hand on ur chest nd say: Al izz wel.

jjstanley: lets say 38k to 40k

lol e no 2 much?

youngpol: lol e no 2 much?

dem go increase am cos d last one na 35

Bubemi nd co wer re u? U guys shud drop sum jokes here 2 ease d tension a little in da house.

jjstanley: dem go increase am cos d last one na 35

Guy no giv me B.P abeg.

youngpol: Bubemi nd co wer re u? U guys shud drop sum jokes here 2 ease d tension a little in da house.

Tension dey hold everybody o.

35000 or more because last yr we paid 34250 as acceptance fee so it mayb more than dat dis yr

Eghosa graviti: the whole Fine art and Engl/lit were mixed together in d same hall. We were 500 in total. We are not many that put in for D both course. I had 52(eng/lit).

history also rote in d same hall as we