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Doctors Joke by emmalexabl(m): 8:51am On Feb 29, 2012
The following talk was bw a doc and his patient. . Patient : But doc, said the worried patient, " are u sure i will pull through", i ve heard of cases where the doctor has made a wrong diagnosis and treated someone for pneumonia, who later died of typhoid fever. "Nonsense", said the affronted doctor, " WHEN I TREAT MY PATIENTS OF PNEUMONIA, THEY DIE OF PNEUMONIA"
Re: Doctors Joke by bunmioguns(m): 9:38am On Feb 29, 2012
u tried
Re: Doctors Joke by Onyeasi(m): 10:23am On Feb 29, 2012
Here is a little joke from me to you


Little Johnny was sitting
in class
doing math problems
when his
teacher picked him to
answer a
question, "Johnny, if
there were
five birds sitting on a
fence and
you shot one with your
gun,
how many would be
left?"
"None," replied Johnny,
"cause
the rest would fly
away."
"Well, the answer is
four," said
the teacher, "but I like
the way
you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I
have a
question for you. If
there were
three women eating ice
cream
cones in a shop, one
was licking
her cone, the second
was biting
her cone and the third
was
sucking her cone, which
one is
married?"
"Well," said the teacher
nervously, "I guess the
one
sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny,
"the one
with the wedding ring
on her
finger, but I like the
way you're
thinking.
Re: Doctors Joke by bunmioguns(m): 10:30am On Feb 29, 2012
Onyeasi:

Here is a little joke from me to you


Little Johnny was sitting
in class
doing math problems
when his
teacher picked him to
answer a
question, "Johnny, if
there were
five birds sitting on a
fence and
you shot one with your
gun,
how many would be
left?"
"None," replied Johnny,
"cause
the rest would fly
away."
"Well, the answer is
four," said
the teacher, "but I like
the way
you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I
have a
question for you. If
there were
three women eating ice
cream
cones in a shop, one
was licking
her cone, the second
was biting
her cone and the third
was
sucking her cone, which
one is
married?"
"Well," said the teacher
nervously, "I guess the
one
sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny,
"the one
with the wedding ring
on her
finger, but I like the
way you're
thinking.


wel its pretty cool. . . though i av seen it several times
Re: Doctors Joke by Onyeasi(m): 10:37am On Feb 29, 2012
bunmioguns:


wel its pretty cool. . . though i av seen it several times
4k you
Re: Doctors Joke by bunmioguns(m): 11:03am On Feb 29, 2012
Onyeasi:

4k you

4ck u too

Re: Doctors Joke by sutoboy(m): 11:35pm On Feb 29, 2012
who re u soliciting for?

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