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Balance Sheet Of Life by rosquare(m): 5:01pm On Oct 24, 2007
BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE



Our Birth is our Opening Balance !

Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.


Some very Good and Very bad things ,

The most destructive habit, Worry

The greatest Joy, Giving

The greatest loss, Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work, Helping others

The ugliest personality trait, Selfishness

The most endangered species, Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource, Our youth

The greatest "shot in the arm", Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome, Fear

The most effective sleeping pill, Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease, Excuses

The most powerful force in life, Love

The most dangerous pariah, A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer, The brain

The worst thing to be without, Hope

The deadliest weapon, The tongue

The two most power-filled words, "I Can"

The greatest asset, Faith

The most worthless emotion, Self-pity

The most beautiful attire, SMILE!

The most prized possession, Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication, Prayer

The most contagious spirit, Enthusiasm

The most important thing in life, GOD






Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing, !!!


richmond, richendo2002@yahoo.com
Re: Balance Sheet Of Life by kilasos(f): 5:10pm On Oct 24, 2007
wow,nice one
Re: Balance Sheet Of Life by olanajim(m): 5:21pm On Oct 24, 2007
I love that. Thought evoking.
Re: Balance Sheet Of Life by adekennis(m): 6:30pm On Oct 24, 2007
well done grin
are you an accountant wink

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