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| Naughty Professor by ituen(m): 5:33pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France." The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon." |
| Re: Naughty Professor by Naijagurly(f): 7:02pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
What  ?? I don't get it. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by topeteadr(m): 7:17pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
ha ha ha     |
| Re: Naughty Professor by 0123456789: 7:39pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
that is blackmailing! proff na bad guy  |
| Re: Naughty Professor by iwajay(m): 8:25pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
| Naijagurly put on your humor cap. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by ituen(m): 9:00pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
Naijagurly: Do u get anything at all? Abi ur brain dey ur back pocket. Must be sitting on a chair now iwajay: i tire oh!! |
| Re: Naughty Professor by folahann(m): 9:15pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
The proffesor is truly one What a plan |
| Re: Naughty Professor by Naijagurly(f): 12:09am On Oct 25, 2007 |
you people don't know how to tell jokes jare. For the joke to be funny, a person has to understand it. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by iwajay(m): 8:56am On Oct 25, 2007 |
Naijagurly, We at nairaland would love to read a joke from you. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by Migines(m): 9:01am On Oct 25, 2007 |
@iwajay luks lyk u avnt seen wat she posted for a "joke" |
| Re: Naughty Professor by iwajay(m): 9:06am On Oct 25, 2007 |
Mig, I sure would look for her post right away. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by Migines(m): 9:09am On Oct 25, 2007 |
Please do. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by ituen(m): 9:27am On Oct 25, 2007 |
dont bother urself iwayjay |
| Re: Naughty Professor by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On Oct 25, 2007 |
why dont u guys kick her butt outta here huhall jokes sucks to u the reason is because ure sense of humour also sucks!  nice one up there she almost spoilt my fun. but i rebuked the devil and now am enjoyn the joke.NB: i neva called any1 a devil  |
| Re: Naughty Professor by iwajay(m): 10:43am On Oct 25, 2007 |
clemcykul: About kicking her butt, that would not be a bad idea; practically though |
| Re: Naughty Professor by ituen(m): 10:51am On Oct 25, 2007 |
iwajay: u no dey shame. at the thought of kicking a girl's butt, ur adrenaline dey over work |
| Re: Naughty Professor by iwajay(m): 12:07pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
He without sin cast the first stone. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by Mystique(f): 1:25pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
ituen, e be like say u dey vex o. . . .  |
| Re: Naughty Professor by freezy(m): 1:35pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
iwajay: Thief, ole. I know the kind of kicking you have in mind. See his head, Atutupoyoyo |
| Re: Naughty Professor by iwajay(m): 1:42pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
Ok, let's take a random sample (not like tdear's opinion poll o) If you're really male and you don't like that type of kicking say AI (Ituen do not respond) |
| Re: Naughty Professor by ituen(m): 1:51pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
That voting looks stupid. Are u looking for support? |
| Re: Naughty Professor by iwajay(m): 1:58pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
spoil spot |
| Re: Naughty Professor by Naijagurly(f): 6:49pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
I know that I am the smartest person here so the joke must be really stupid or childish because I don't get it. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by topeteadr(m): 7:47pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
That's that's very easy to understand. And talking about being smart i thinj you mean otherwise. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by ituen(m): 11:07pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
Naijagurly must be on drugs |
| Re: Naughty Professor by topeteadr(m): 11:46pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
Which drug exactly or is she consuming everything at the sametime. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by kronkykay(m): 12:22am On Oct 26, 2007 |
Naijagurly: u are the dumbest person GOD ever created, and am sure he's regretting the night he worked overtime just to complete the work for the day. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by topeteadr(m): 12:23am On Oct 26, 2007 |
Kronkay you're the best. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by kronkykay(m): 12:40am On Oct 26, 2007 |
thankx man. but she just a torn in the flesh of everybody that trynna have some fun here. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by topeteadr(m): 12:48am On Oct 26, 2007 |
Yes she's behaving like my younger sis. |
| Re: Naughty Professor by ituen(m): 7:44am On Oct 26, 2007 |
u don start again with ur younger sister. Soon u'll tell us that she is actually naijagurly |
| Re: Naughty Professor by freezy(m): 8:18am On Oct 26, 2007 |
@ ituen LOL! @naijagal try reading the joke all over again. . . slowly this time. |
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