Now one hot afternoon, Ramatu returned from school.
There was some yam to be pounded, she went for them eager to come and pound but just as she was about to leave the kitchen, her mum grabbed the yam from her and shouted " didnt you see someone is ready to pound these yams?"
This started a quarrel.
They quarreled and fought and quarreled over who must pound the yam till Papa Osumanu himself arrived home.
" why are u quarreling with Ramatu?" he inquired
There was no answer and from there, there was complete silence.
I was eagerly waiting in the pit for my "lunch"
Before i realised, there was someone one the seat.
i began smiling in the pit and moved my "rod" through the whole.
But it hit one hard thing, " snake!!!"Papa osumanu got up from the seat and yelled.
i came out from my pit and took to my heels. . .



watch out for part 7 the battle has just began

bin u need dis

Where is d joke?

^^^

ask your moooda!!!

JOKE GRADING: A


REMARK: continue posting good jokes and ignore all haters


am solidly behind u

wey part 7 of this dry yoke?

Me no undastand o

toygod, i used to respect u a lot!!!

*FARTS INSIDE THE THREAD and INSIDE BINLADEN's MOUTH*


WHAT NONSENSE WITH RAMATU

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am solidly behind u

bunmiogunjobi= papa ramatu.
solidly behind u.
damn. these gay peeps boku 4 here oh.

ekeroyal:

*FARTS INSIDE THE THREAD and INSIDE BINLADEN's MOUTH*

Dude i jst dey look u since.wen will u stop shaming ur tribe?Its common knowledge dat u Yoruba peeps do not care about cleanliness but must u always flaunt it?

Pls learn to kip ur ratchedness within ur home and stop being immodest.Dis is a public forum 4 gudness sake!

Yuck!!!

^^I don't blame you, I would have abused you father, mother and everything called family related to you. But they've done nothing to me, besides how is an IBO man cleaner than a YORUBA man? Moreover, tell me any city in Africa that is dirty as ABA or Onitsha.

I hate being tribalistic because I'm a Nigerian cross breed and have got very nice relatives and friends across Nigeria. But I think your problem ain't your tribe but your mentality.

PH*CKTARD!!

eke!

shut up and listen to advice 4rm a wise man(eldav)








bush pig!

^^good afternoon Bin.

Nigga, the truth hurts, i knw.

Hv u been to the so called Aba and onitsha?

But as 4 yoruba being full of dirty nigroes,IT IS A FACT!look i've dealt wit dem,they've lived around me, so its nt mere words on the street.

So, shut, the, hell, up!!!

Ok, very well eldav. Unfortunately you're have nothing to offer here except abuses. You're so shallow minded. Meanwhile, you haven't answered my questions

1. How is an IBO man cleaner than a YORUBA man?
2. Tell me any city in Africa that is dirty as ABA or Onitsha.

Now I'll answer yours'

1. I have been to Aba, have stayed there and visited places like Faulks, Ngwa, Port Harcourt, Industry, Pounds or Pound(whatever, it's been a long time) roads. Ariaria market, osisoma(sth like that), GRA. They're damn dirty. The only places you can have fresh air are in Industry road & GRA.
2. I've been to Onitsha a couple of times. I've visited Nnewi market. All surroundings are totally ph*cked!

One thing common with this places except the dirt is the extremely bad road with dangerous potholes. And I can assure you the population Lagos holds is equal to the sum of both city's population. So what are you talking, useless you. After now you'll come to drag the Ikwerre man as you brother. Nonsensear$ehole

Woah,easy dude. . . Your veins are popping.

Alright i hv nt been to any yoruba city,so what? That doesnt mean they are any cleaner than the cities u mentioned.like you said,it was a long time ago u visited those places,do u knw how they are now?

That the roads are littered is it nt because the government aint doin their jobs?so where does my claim come into environmental cleanliness?

Dude im talkin about personal hygiiiiiieeennnnee.And the truth remains that yorubas suck at that,shikena.

One cant even share a space with dem,u hv to be very tooooolerant to pull that off

^^are you running?

Come let's dig it, rubbish boy. Am actually having fun it was you who took it personal. At least it is better to be dirty than treacherous. Dirt can be washed away but the Ibo man needs more than soap, water and maybe detol to be good.

Enjoy you sunday boy, and don't insult people or their tribes, everything on earth has got a purpose -even a wicked man has a purpose for existence. Think deeply and let shallow things be.

@ eldevil or whatever, i tot i wld join in the trashing but my nigga is doing a good job already.
so peace out.
ekeroyal, carry go.

@eke

oya do as u say and wash. . . Well.

U nid it by d way.

Enjoy ur day little one.

Ode

I'm tryin to accomodate one of ur kind.By now u shuld knw dat i hv a tin against bad smell,

And u still wan join? U wan kill pesin ni

@ eldav lol

bin gbagbo:

@ eldav  lol

ph*ckn man, I said a greeting to you and you never responded, even though you abused me -GAMBARI  . Lacking manners

@Remo, his too small for any of us. Let me give him fatality  (Nairaland has shown alot and taught me how to handle his kind)
@eldav ==>now that you're clean what next? Besides I never said am yoruba, I just wanted to be sure you're a racist, hater and fucklikant.
You've successfully proven yourself.


I've got a script for him

1. TERE MUH VICH LAN
2. KRIPYA KOI PISHAB PILADEKA
3. TUM CHUTIEYA AUR AALSI LOLA
4. GHANT PAAD DYUNGA



HE MUST BE RUSHED NOW TO THE EMERGENCY UNIT 


**FARTS INSIDE ELDAVS'S MOUTH 5 TIMES, URINATES INSIDE FOR 2 MINUTES**

                             

No hope for you.

I pity you.

Ode

I'm tryin to accomodate one of ur kind.By now u shuld knw dat i hv a tin against bad smell,

And u still wan join? U wan kill pesin ni

that joke is lost on you.
anyway, u got mortal combat frm the royal one.
remain DEAD bro.
peace, am out.

Who is this guy again??

So if they leave you,u will jst run boldly wit dat ur smelly boxers to reply me?

You gat no respect boy!

As 4 ur remark,I'll kip being ALIVE to show worthless pieces of thrash like u d way 2 live the good life.

You r welkum

rascist,/tribalist lyk u still dey get mouth.
mitsheeeeew.

Tribalism is even here on Nairaland? Ekeroyal so u r a tribalist?

Lucario007:

Tribalism is even here on Nairaland? Ekeroyal so u r a tribalist?

If you don't know how to comprehend things after reading them, go meet someone for help & stop asking useless questions. I know you've been looking for a way to talk to me .
Go advice your brothers eldav &onyeasi to improve their lives & stop racism/tribalism. Go to politics section & see what mess they're creating. I've always said it 'AM NOT TRIBALISTIC & WILL NEVER BE
But sometimes some fools needs to understand their tribe ain't superior to another man's.

bin you are crazy lol

Bhhaaaaarrrbarrrh rharmhahrthu, whhaarrt hirhs dheeerhs

^^^

are u deaf and dumb??