ldollier:

lol i hear u ooo. my sista. but ehh all this people wey dey profess love. i hope una get money as in, will you pay for her brideprice

I didn't profess love, my dear Idollier. . . that would be unwise and, to some extent, untrue at this point.

I only indicated my interest in the prize, and why not?

From all appearances  the prize is worth it!

_{Of course I will have to demand a closer inspection and receipt of payment!}

Hotstepper:

girl, keep telling them oh esp. 4rom da town i come 4rom, i go be da person's investment, lol

And, yes, about the town you come from. . . would that be somewhere in Nnewi , by any chance?

Hmmm. . . major investment indeed. . . scary. . .I'm sure it can be sorted out. . .

Am I rambling? 

Hotstepper:

girl, keep telling them oh esp. 4rom da town i come 4rom, i go be da person's investment, lol

yeso, my sista, Nnewi girls controls everything!! _{am glad to be one}

Genial:

I didn't profess love, my dear Idollier. . . that would be unwise and, to some extent, untrue at this point.

I only indicated my interest in the prize, and why not?

From all appearances the prize is worth it!

_{Of course I will have to demand a closer inspection and receipt of payment!}

ok, i hear you, but it goes step by step. first you indicate your interest in the prize, then you start to profess love, which then lead to proposing. lol anyhow sha carry on. this is lovely though.

ldollier:

yeso, my sista, Nnewi girls controls everything!! _{am glad to be one}



ok, i hear you, but it goes step by step. first you indicate your interest in the prize, then you start to profess love, which then lead to proposing. lol anyhow sha carry on. this is lovely though.

Did I hear someone say. . .

The fear of Nnewi. . . is the beginning of. . . what?

Genial:

Did I hear someone say. . .

The fear of Nnewi. . . is the beginning of. . . what?

dont really know what your point here is??

hahaha, nnewi gurlz are hot cake in da market ohh, men want sum pieces of us and u know nnewi gat da money so money ain't ma problem but da man go invest cuz I no go suffer 4 pesin house be dat ohhhhhhhh, and hmm wat town u representing?

ldollier:

don't really know what your point here is??

Sorry. The point is, it is rumoured that the requirements for a traditional marriage ceremony for an Nnewi damsel could be. . . well. . . a bit on the high side.

@ Hotstepper

Hmmm. . . suffice it to say that our genealogical origins are not far removed from each other. I represent a town about 30Km south of Nnewi.

Genial:

Sorry. The point is, it is rumoured that the requirements for a traditional marriage ceremony for an Nnewi damsel could be. . . well. . . a bit on the high side.

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oh lol, its not a rumor, it is true. it should be like that for every other town

ldollier:

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oh lol, its not a rumor, it is true. it should be like that for every other town

Not like that for my town, though. Maximum bride price = N5,000.

Anything higher than that attracts a fine from the the town union.

Not joking.

ma dear, am not good with nigerian geography.if u want me 2 guess, start by telling me da LG or da 1st letter of the town, lol

so u 2 r talking of trad. marriage, good luck oooooooo, i go be 4real representing

Hotstepper:

ma dear, am not good with nigerian geography.if u want me 2 guess, start by telling me da LG or da 1st letter of the town, lol

so you to r talking of trad. marriage, good luck oooooooo, i go be 4real representing

Never mind about the traditional marriage talk. . . I was only making an observation, and also responding to idollier's comments.

Nothing serious.

Seriously though, nice photograph you have there!

You look like you possess strength of character. . .definitely a plus for you.

10x 4 ur compliement, i know u were joking about da trad. marriage, lol, hmmmmm, u neva told me da LA or 1st letter of ur town, am so anxious 2 guess ohhhhh so make it real quick sweetie

Hotstepper:

10x 4 your compliement, i know u were joking about da trad. marriage, lol, hmmmmm, u never told me da LA or 1st letter of your town, am so anxious 2 guess ohhhhh so make it real quick sweetie

Hmm. . . I must warn you. . . it was the last word that did the trick. . .

LGA first letter - O
Last letter - A

Town first letter - U
Last letter - E

Good luck!

is it umurere/umurele(howeva it is spelt), umunze?

Hmmm. . . you're good. . . . But those aren't the only towns that fit the bill. . . !

am enjoying the dialogue, sorry folks, i was out of town. keep it up.

Genial , am I right or wrong? tell me so if am wrong, i will continue cracking ma brain cuz it doesn't really work diz dayz after ma last exam

Hotstepper:

Genial , am I right or wrong? tell me so if am wrong, i will continue cracking ma brain because it doesn't really work diz dayz after ma last exam

You're right, babe. So right I'm scared. . . sure you don't work for the MI5?

awww, am so prpud of maself although am good at this town thingy but gat problem with south, east and dem bull s***, but i named 2 towns so which one is it?

Hotstepper:

awww, am so prpud of maself although am good at this town thingy but gat problem with south, east and them bull s***, but i named 2 towns so which one is it?

Umunze. Wanna visit?

I'd be really glad to show you round!

Reply o!

I wan go sleep!

hmmmm i must have passed dere on ma way 2 nnewi or sumwhere else but it wwon't hurt 2 visit, get flight ticket and am all set

Hotstepper:

hmmmm i must have passed dere on ma way 2 nnewi or sumwhere else but it wwon't hurt 2 visit, get flight ticket and am all set

. . .and get one flight ticket for me too!



I've got to go sleep. . . see you at the airport!

lol

   

yea sure, gnite and see ya at nnewi, u gonna see 5 mantions, da 3rd one is ma dad's own, brown in colour

I was there, babe . . .

Your Dad refused to allow me in

You never showed up. . . and it was a bit awkward. . . I was trying to explain why I was there. . .

I ended up saying I was an NPC enumeration (census) worker!

   

dat was more reason he didn't allow u cuz census period is ova datz why noother town can have nnewi sense which is one of da main reasons of wat we r known 4

You set me up!!

Now I'm really upset. . . .

hahahaa, na u sabi

Hotstepper:

hahahaa, na u sabi

Oh, my heart!

How it aches!!

hahha, you're soo hilarious, aches ke, beta go 2 da hospital ohhhhhhhhh

as u can see below, i don't look like a doctor , lol

_{*drops down in a faint*}

Hotstepper!!

Now what do you want from me?