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Marrying A Computer Programmer by Ninjabyte(op): 7:44am On Nov 26, 2007
A typical conversation between a husband who return late from work and work as a computer programmer and a house wife.

Husband :"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morn,
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ,
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ,
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!,
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Re: Marrying A Computer Programmer by Migines(m): 9:02am On Nov 26, 2007
Na na na na
Re: Marrying A Computer Programmer by kronkykay(m): 11:01am On Nov 26, 2007
this joke sure rocks - - to nothing.

ninja, you are better than this, try again please.
Re: Marrying A Computer Programmer by D4don007(m): 2:08pm On Nov 26, 2007
Not bad but history tells you are better.
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