Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.

First Soldier: Why did you join the army?

Second Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?

First Soldier: I had a wife and I loved peace. So I joined.

Ituen i love it when you share your real life experiences.

U always forgot that ur the 1st soldier and u asked the question first

Iwajay you think so.

Nah! Ituen's the one that has been brandishing guns on this forum. Don't know anything bout the army. Ituen's the first soldier.

sweetie are u saying i never gave u peace

hey clem. stop washing your dirrty catapault on nairaland

kronkayy ur left yansh

afterall u bought it for me

If the 2nd soldier hadn't joined he would been at war with his wife

clemcykul:

kronkayy your left yansh

afterall u bought it for me

cheiiiiiii ^{*hold yansh tyt*}

na wa to you oh

Clem darling dont mind kronkay*draws her closer & taps some current*

tope_teadr:

Clem darling don't mind kronkay*draws her closer & taps some current*

BALOGUN LEYIN OBIRIN