snthesis:

easy peasy!!
just tell the men that the original species of mosquitoes- original called Mostanda, Quisida in latin which originated from the Mediterranean subterranean jungle habitat, had an existential  life span of 48hrs but due to the northeast wind and eruptive cataclysmic global warming climatic change effect thus inadvertently transporting the larva of the commonly named mosquitoes into our unfavorable clime, an adaptive evolusive brohaha occured and thus elongated its life span to 10 days

snthesis:

easy peasy!!
just tell the men that the original species of mosquitoes- original called Mostanda, Quisida in latin which originated from the Mediterranean subterranean jungle habitat, had an existential  life span of 48hrs but due to the northeast wind and eruptive cataclysmic global warming climatic change effect thus inadvertently transporting the larva of the commonly named mosquitoes into our unfavorable clime, an adaptive evolusive brohaha occured and thus elongated its life span to 10 days

LWKMD  You are a real mad guy . Another Obahiagbon

@poster
This thread is really funny and educative
Just tell them you got a new research about mosquito species and the information you gave them only tallies with the specie in another country, you can say Asian countries. But the species we have around here have a 10 day life span. I hope this helps.