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Nigeria Mentality by Nobody: 2:50pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Nigerian Mentality Every sunday u eat rice All northerners are Muslims All calabar ladies are good in bed Rich hausa men are Alhaji while poor one are Aboki. On a date the guy should pay the bill The older child must marry first When you travel aboard you become rich Every noodles na indomie No sex on first date No calabar girl is a virgin Igbo girl like money Yoruba girls are cheap Mix maltina and peak milk= blood tonic Alomo bitter = sex fuel Abuja is full of money Every detergent na omo! Bleach na jik. All scouring powder na vim! Igbo girls like to bleach. All white people na oyigbo! Anybody studying theatre arts is in 4 "acting". All girls with BB aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ expensive chicks. If U̶̲̥̅̊ buy condom frm chemist U̶̲̥̅̊ be bad boi, All futo girls are heart breakers If U̶̲̥̅̊ pregnant girl U̶̲̥̅̊ must marry am. All rich men's kids aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ "ajebor" If you dress Ǧ☺☺ϑ, you've got "swag" ADD YOURS DONT SPOIL THE FUN!!=)) 2 Likes
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Re: Nigeria Mentality by Nobody: 2:56pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued, Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so ? Rukewe:, I dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one ! Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good nw,but y u come tie rope for waist ? Rukewe:, Bros no be small tin o!, I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by eldav(m): 6:05pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Second joke follow |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Nobody: 6:13pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Whoa whoa whoa. . .! Dis is a really nice one! I loved d two jokes! Beauriful! #thread moved to front page. |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Nobody: 6:21pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Lucario007(m): 7:37pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Haha, truly entertaining. But almost all of them are true. Keep up the good jokes. |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Nobody: 7:46pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
thanks |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Harbb: 11:35pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Nice one |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Toygod(m): 3:21am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Garri smoking na sign of poverty |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by lagcity(m): 4:27am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Naija Mentality: My Pastor is a man of God. I'll let him finger my teenage daughter during Holy Ghost deliverance. Naija Mentality: My Imam is a man of Allah. I will buy him 2 white rams so that Allah can bless me. |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by bunmioguns(m): 5:07am On Mar 08, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING :A REMARK: |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by bunmioguns(m): 5:27am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Every Seasoning is called Maggi |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by bunmioguns(m): 11:29am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Ruqaya: Eediot |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Nobody: 6:32pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by swtchicgurl: 8:15pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
BEST THREAD EVER! *THREAD BOOKMARKED* nice one, vicky! 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Nobody: 10:12am On Mar 09, 2012 |
Every toothpaste is maclean! |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by BrightJacko(m): 3:45am On Aug 12, 2012 |
Vicky pls can I av ur pin? Or add me dis is mine 30E3857A |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by segunobe(m): 7:39am On Aug 12, 2012 |
Nice one...really had a good laugh. |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Nobody: 1:03pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
BrightJacko:two fooolish lesbians! Bright and jackpot?! mumu hermaphrodites, u think say everybody na mugu abi?! Brightjacko?? Duh! So boring a name! Mtcheww |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by bright007(f): 6:34pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
booqee: two fooolish lesbians! Bright and jackpot?! mumu hermaphrodites, u think say everybody na mugu abi?! Brightjacko?? Duh! So boring a name! Mtchewwboobsqeee why u dey beef celebrity nawww?.....u were still baffing outside wen I became å celebrity... |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by larride(m): 7:28pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
@ OP.......you try small |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by dopeJemi: 7:48pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
choi! i be strong jjc nice 1 dou |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by BrightJacko(m): 1:13pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
Booquee or woteva ur name is,am not a girl ok,my name is Bright and I don't knw why ur jealous of my name see rubbish o.....Nawao... |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by brightpot: 2:45pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
BrightJacko: Booquee or woteva ur name is,am not a girl ok,my name is Bright and I don't knw why ur jealous of my name see rubbish o.....Nawao...No mind dat booboogenic girl....she wan dey rap with celebrity.... |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Nobody: 6:01pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
brightpot: No mind dat booboogenic girl....she wan dey rap with celebrity.... BrightJacko: Booquee or woteva ur name is,am not a girl ok,my name is Bright and I don't knw why ur jealous of my name see rubbish o.....Nawao...jeez.....! bright i thought u were just fooolish, i dint know you're also insane as well. beht why can't u be innovative and creative?? What is brightpot?? What is Brightjacko?? Sounds like a name dat'll make me wanna puke.....urgghhh! |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by vinkolo: 6:05pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
I never talk my own hope all of una know me well? |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by Nobody: 6:12pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
vinkolo: I never talk my own hope all of una know me well? where re u from? |
Re: Nigeria Mentality by vinkolo: 8:22pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
@ vicky abi na vikings im from your mothers pussy |
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