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who is the fool the dean: 16% (1 vote)
or the students: 83% (5 votes)
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The Dean And Mba Students - Priceless by habibi777(m): 5:36pm On Oct 26, 2007
The Dean and MBA students - priceless



One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study
for
the test which was scheduled for the next day.


In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty
and weird as they could with grease and dirt. They then went up to the
Dean
and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their
return
the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way
back
and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.


The Dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest
after 3
days. They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they
appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special
condition
test. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the
test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three day.
,

*THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS. *

*
Q.1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAMES ------- (2 MARKS**) *

*

**Q.2. WHICH TYRE BURST**ED** **  ** -------- (98 MARKS) *
Re: The Dean And Mba Students - Priceless by Migines(m): 8:18am On Oct 31, 2007
Merix.
Lol u wernt sure if to write bust, burst, busted, or bursted.
Re: The Dean And Mba Students - Priceless by jennie1(f): 6:56pm On Oct 31, 2007
The Students. Why? Because they wont know which tyre the other is going to write as the asnwers and secondly, becasue they will be giving the dean their names for possible high failure
Re: The Dean And Mba Students - Priceless by Origin(f): 1:27pm On Nov 01, 2007
@jennie1
?
Was there a question?


@habibi777
Nice one.
Real nice one.
Re: The Dean And Mba Students - Priceless by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On Nov 02, 2007
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Re: The Dean And Mba Students - Priceless by Pk001(m): 5:21pm On Nov 02, 2007
This is a True story. ATBU bauchi 2002 , Estate Management Department
They all failed

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