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Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by ituen(m): 7:52pm On Oct 26, 2007
Three lawyer and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the 3 lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the engineers buy only a single ticket.

“how are the three of you going to travel on one ticket?” asked a lawyer.

“Watch and you’ll see” answered one of the engineers.

They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all the engineers enter scram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks at the restroom door and says, “Ticket please”. The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with the ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The lawyers saw this and agreed it’s quite a clever idea.

So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers and buy a single ticket on their return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy any ticket at all.

“How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asked a perplexed lawyer

“Watch and you’ll see” answered one of the engineers.

When they board the train, the three lawyers cram into the restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. Shortly after the train departs, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom the lawyers are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, “Tickets please.”
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by surugede(m): 8:11pm On Oct 26, 2007
diff. vesions of this has been posted more than 2wice here

ituen doz it mean u r not original?
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by ituen(m): 8:28pm On Oct 26, 2007
I never knew. Well just for those who havent seen it. tnks for telling me
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by linapeace(f): 9:33pm On Oct 26, 2007
oh very funny cheesy
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by showbobo(m): 12:22am On Oct 27, 2007
dont mind them ITUEN, keep on posting jare
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by ituen(m): 4:10am On Oct 27, 2007
thnks folks
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by topeteadr(m): 12:52pm On Oct 27, 2007
Ituen you have started with this your same story and different version.
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by ituen(m): 1:41pm On Oct 27, 2007
i dont think ive postd dis b4
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by clemcykul(f): 2:40pm On Oct 27, 2007
iteun go on break ure begining to repeat jokes!!

grin grin grin grin grin hav u now brushed
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by topeteadr(m): 1:22pm On Oct 28, 2007
yes u have but the one u posted before was a different version from this one.
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by kronkykay(m): 3:06pm On Oct 28, 2007
make una tell am oh----im brain dey draw.
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by topeteadr(m): 10:06pm On Oct 28, 2007
You mean like ewedu soup.
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by topeteadr(m): 10:06pm On Oct 28, 2007
Abi na okoro you wan talk.
Re: Engineers Are Smarter Than Lawyers by ituen(m): 6:41pm On Oct 29, 2007
as i no dey around, una dey get mind attack me

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