, WARRI STUDENT
WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM, but
he
didn't answer any question wrong!
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
, A: his last battle.
Q2: Where was the declaration of
Independence signed?
A: at the bottom of the page.
Q3: River Kanji flows in which state? A :
liquid.
Q4: What is the main reason for failure?
A: exams.
Q5: What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage.
Q6: What can you never eat for
breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner.
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A: the other half.
Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue
sea, what will it
become?
A: it will simply become wet.
Q9: How can a man go eight days without
sleeping?
A: No problem, he sleeps only at night.
Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one
hand?
A: you will never find an elephant that has
only one hand.
Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in
one hand and 4
apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what
would you have?
A: very large hands.
Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to
build a wall, how long
would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor
without cracking it?
A: Anyway you want, concrete floors are
very hard to crack.
So why teacher fail am nau? Warri no dey
carry last!!,

nice joke

You try

The joke is very stale and old!

Nice one, the guy na very badt sharp guy

@ OP. . .jst a rebranded joke cos it had been posted here