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| Kidnap by chux76(m): 12:10pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
A Senator was down on his luck and broke. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." He then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $100,000 in a paper bag and put it under the Mango tree next to the see-saw on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Senator of the federal Republic of Nigeria." The Senator then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the senator checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the Mango tree. The Senator opened the bag and found the $100,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Senator?" |
| Re: Kidnap by mcnepow(m): 12:13pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
hehehehe. . |
| Re: Kidnap by Nobody: 12:55pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
Its either the two senators are sttupid or the joke is dry. . .  |
| Re: Kidnap by Nobody: 2:10pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
did you see the joke |
| Re: Kidnap by mikuz(m): 2:17pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
im still searching for it. |
| Re: Kidnap by chux76(m): 2:40pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
Na wah oh, sum ppl want make we dey tell Nursery jokes here, its a pirry, Oops!! I 4got, we all got diff IQ's sha,  |
| Re: Kidnap by itiswell1(m): 2:46pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
Is this a joke |
| Re: Kidnap by swtchicgurl: 6:51pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
Awwww!!!!! very nice joke! |
| Re: Kidnap by bakila: 9:26am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Send to politic section asap. |
| Re: Kidnap by sutoboy(m): 3:20pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
are we all crazy in joke section? |
| Re: Kidnap by dani1luv: 4:39pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
Lord av mercy! |
| Re: Kidnap by Joyfulnez: 4:56pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
 This joke is a joke |
| Re: Kidnap by Nobody: 5:45pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
fake joke the joke is about 2 blondes not 2 senators |
| Re: Kidnap by Nobody: 8:08am On Mar 13, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: Awwww!!!!! very nice joke! and where is it?......... |
| Re: Kidnap by swtchicgurl: 8:26am On Mar 13, 2012 |
^^^^ mtchew! Very lame question! It's inbetween ur tighs |
| Re: Kidnap by mcnepow(m): 8:39am On Mar 13, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: ^^^^ mtchew!He has got very serious bizness down there and not a joke. . |
| Re: Kidnap by swtchicgurl: 8:41am On Mar 13, 2012 |
^^^^ oh sweerie, i was about making ur breakfast! How was ur nyt dear? |
| Re: Kidnap by mcnepow(m): 8:44am On Mar 13, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: ^^^^ oh sweerie,My nyt was lovely  I am running late for work . . pls hurry up |
| Re: Kidnap by swtchicgurl: 8:48am On Mar 13, 2012 |
ok, *serves him a bowl of quaker oat and fried plantain* have a good day at wrk, besides, don't at any other lady, ok? Can i have some money for brazillian hair and marykay. . . *pecks him* |
| Re: Kidnap by mcnepow(m): 8:52am On Mar 13, 2012 |
My ATM card is in the drawer Call u when I get to the office |
| Re: Kidnap by swtchicgurl: 8:58am On Mar 13, 2012 |
oh how sweet of u! Buh u did not tell me ur password na? |
| Re: Kidnap by mcnepow(m): 11:58am On Mar 13, 2012 |
Awww. . me bad tot u knew its **** *hope Mikuz aint eavesdropping* |
| Re: Kidnap by Ruqaya(f): 12:57pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Toooo gud  |
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