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Funny Advice From Kids by otajipopo: 4:43pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
WISE AND FUNNY ADVICE FROM KIDS 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14 4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14 10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9 12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9 13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10 14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13 15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8 |
Re: Funny Advice From Kids by Nobody: 9:23pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
Funny in a way,. It cool sha. |
Re: Funny Advice From Kids by Agybabe(f): 11:02pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
Sweet! |
Re: Funny Advice From Kids by otajipopo: 2:05pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
Fenks Agybabe and Booqee |
Re: Funny Advice From Kids by hakunajay(m): 2:30pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Funny Advice From Kids by EfemenaXY: 11:27pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
@poster, me likey! esp. nos 14 & 15 |
Re: Funny Advice From Kids by Ruqaya(f): 10:38am On Mar 20, 2012 |
Nhays |
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