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Power Of Deduction by WebMonk(m): 4:37pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
Power of Deduction Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent." |
Re: Power Of Deduction by folahann(m): 6:53pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
i actually laughed |
Re: Power Of Deduction by WebMonk(m): 6:56pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
Mission Acomplished |
Re: Power Of Deduction by Aiphie(f): 10:29am On Oct 29, 2007 |
folahann: Same here. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by iwajay(m): 11:19am On Oct 29, 2007 |
cool, coming from a monk, i thinks it's really cool. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by GeeCee(m): 5:41pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
Kool |
Re: Power Of Deduction by Migines(m): 10:10pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
Wat we sappose ta do about dis. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by topeteadr(m): 12:01am On Oct 31, 2007 |
Frown. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by showbobo(m): 12:33am On Oct 31, 2007 |
commit suicide |
Re: Power Of Deduction by Migines(m): 9:03am On Oct 31, 2007 |
I guess |
Re: Power Of Deduction by showbobo(m): 1:46pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
but before you commit suicide, i need to be sure if i am still your next-of-kin |
Re: Power Of Deduction by tessybaby(f): 2:29pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
showbobo do u want to inherit his debts? what do u think is the reason for his scarcity these days abeg think twice |
Re: Power Of Deduction by showbobo(m): 2:37pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
tessybaby: Tope please come out of the closet and defend yourself o ,before dem spoil your name finish.*name wey don already spoil before* |
Re: Power Of Deduction by Migines(m): 3:02pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
Thats ryte |
Re: Power Of Deduction by topeteadr(m): 5:02pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
Showbobo who told you i was the one migs was talking. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by topeteadr(m): 5:03pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
Showbobo who told you i was the one migs was talking. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by showbobo(m): 8:49pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
tope_teadr: forget that one abeg,thats a minor issue.Lets talk about your properties and assets now before you commit suicide.i hope you have not changed me as your NEXT-OF-KIN?? |
Re: Power Of Deduction by Migines(m): 8:58pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
To inherit his oil company? Groundnut oil company to be precise. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by showbobo(m): 9:03pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
Migines: IF na that one e still good,i dey even hear now say na DEBTS i wan inherit from am,na that one dey fear me now o. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by topeteadr(m): 11:46pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
Well my next of kin is a girl named ELIZABETH. My kid sister, not that other nosy one who goes 'bout abusing people. But don't worry showbobo, you can inherit my toilet, bathroom, closet, old clothes and shoes and most of all my old underpants. I'll give you all those, I hope you'll like it. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by Migines(m): 8:47am On Nov 01, 2007 |
@showbobo den i'll advice u to stick to d oil company. @tope so wat will u give the nosy one. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by iwajay(m): 9:52am On Nov 01, 2007 |
@migs Tope would hand over Lizzy to the nossy one and give both to me. *he actually did that 2weeks ago* and they have been doing me good. *screams, girls stop it for now, we can't keep doing this blah thing every minute of the day* |
Re: Power Of Deduction by topeteadr(m): 9:58am On Nov 01, 2007 |
Nothing. She has 100 times my possesions, and can even buy me. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by tessybaby(f): 10:02am On Nov 01, 2007 |
Then give him your Nairaland ID am sure she'll be happy |
Re: Power Of Deduction by topeteadr(m): 10:04am On Nov 01, 2007 |
Who's id |
Re: Power Of Deduction by simplysmat(m): 10:16am On Nov 01, 2007 |
@ migines Go and shit. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by simplysmat(m): 10:23am On Nov 01, 2007 |
@ migines Go and shit |
Re: Power Of Deduction by Migines(m): 10:26am On Nov 01, 2007 |
Who da Fuc!< are ya. I think ur user name shuld be "simplystupid" |
Re: Power Of Deduction by iwajay(m): 10:49am On Nov 01, 2007 |
hahahahahehehehehhohohohohohhohohuhuhuhhu |
Re: Power Of Deduction by topeteadr(m): 11:23am On Nov 01, 2007 |
I think that fuc!<ing simplystupid is tired of life and want's to commit sucide. |
Re: Power Of Deduction by Migines(m): 1:10pm On Nov 01, 2007 |
Then get on wid'it suc!<er! |
Re: Power Of Deduction by clemcykul(f): 1:26pm On Nov 01, 2007 |
lol ;d |
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