Power of Deduction

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

i actually laughed

Mission Acomplished

folahann:

i actually laughed

Same here.

cool, coming from a monk, i thinks it's really cool.

Kool

Wat we sappose ta do about dis.

Frown.

commit suicide

I guess

but before you commit suicide, i need to be sure if i am still your next-of-kin

showbobo do u want to inherit his debts?
what do u think is the reason for his scarcity these days
abeg think twice

tessybaby:

showbobo do u want to inherit his debts?
what do u think is the reason for his scarcity these days
abeg think twice

Tope please come out of the closet and defend yourself o ,before dem spoil your name finish._{*name wey don already spoil before*}

Thats ryte

Showbobo who told you i was the one migs was talking.

Showbobo who told you i was the one migs was talking.

tope_teadr:

Showbobo who told you i was the one migs was talking.

forget that one abeg,thats a minor issue.Lets talk about your properties and assets now before you commit suicide.i hope you have not changed me as your NEXT-OF-KIN??

To inherit his oil company?


Groundnut oil company to be precise.

Migines:

To inherit his oil company?


Groundnut oil company to be precise.

IF na that one e still good,i dey even hear now say na DEBTS i wan inherit from am,na that one dey fear me now o.

Well my next of kin is a girl named ELIZABETH. My kid sister, not that other nosy one who goes 'bout abusing people. But don't worry showbobo, you can inherit my toilet, bathroom, closet, old clothes and shoes and most of all my old underpants. I'll give you all those, I hope you'll like it.

@showbobo
den i'll advice u to stick to d oil company.
@tope
so wat will u give the nosy one.

@migs

Tope would hand over Lizzy to the nossy one and give both to me. _{*he actually did that 2weeks ago*} and they have been doing me good. _{*screams, girls stop it for now, we can't keep doing this blah thing every minute of the day*}

Nothing. She has 100 times my possesions, and can even buy me.

Then give him your Nairaland ID
am sure she'll be happy

Who's id

@ migines


Go and shit.

@ migines

Go and shit

Who da Fuc!< are ya.
I think ur user name shuld be "simplystupid"

hahahahahehehehehhohohohohohhohohuhuhuhhu

I think that fuc!<ing simplystupid is tired of life and want's to commit sucide.

Then get on wid'it suc!<er!

lol ;d