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Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Vivly(f): 7:28pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels dat d old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, d farmer brought one young cock from d market. Old cock to young cock: Welcome, we will work 2geda 2wards productivity. Young cock: What do u mean? As far as i know, u r old nd should be retired. Old cock: Young boy, dere r 25 hens here, cant i help u wit some? Young cock: No! Not even one, all of dem will be mine. Old cock: In dis case, i shall challenge u to a competition nd if i win u shall allow me to have one hen nd if i lose, u will have all. Young cock: O.K. What kind of competition? Old cock: 50meter run. From here to dat tree. But due to my age, i hope u allow me to start off d first 10meters. Young cock: no problem! We will compete 2moro morning Confidently, d followin mornin, d young cock allows d old cock to start off nd when d old cock crosses d 10meters mark, d young cock chases him wit all his might. Soon enough, he was behind d old cock in a matter of seconds. Suddenly, Bang!...before he could overtake d old cock, he was shot dead by d farmer, who cursed, Hell! This is the fifth GAY chicken av bought dis week. |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by bunmioguns(m): 8:21pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: C REMARK: Join Projan to be a good Joker |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by ekeroyal(m): 8:44pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
@OP, that was nice. Recommendation: Don't join any useless PROJAN. Just be yourself except you want to run away from NL. |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Nobody: 9:18pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
Good one |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Homar(m): 9:56am On Mar 12, 2012 |
This joke funny die . |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Homar(m): 9:56am On Mar 12, 2012 |
This joke funny die . |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by SlimFero(m): 10:03am On Mar 12, 2012 |
Nice* |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by dani1luv: 11:21am On Mar 12, 2012 |
LOL nice, classic |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Nobody: 7:24pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
Nice joke! @homar. I noticed u like posting twice. Were u plagued with it?? #na joke oh. . . |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Homar(m): 8:39pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
@Boogee its my phone o . Not my fault my system spoilt since last year . |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Lucario007(m): 8:47pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
Haha, classic joke! |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by eldav(m): 9:27pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
ROFLMAO |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Vivly(f): 10:24pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
ekeroyal: @OP, that was nice. projan ke |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by bunmioguns(m): 4:00am On Mar 13, 2012 |
Vivly: na u sabi |
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Vivly(f): 11:56am On Mar 13, 2012 |
bunmioguns: JOKE GRADING: Cnope. Projan sounds like a prayer point. |
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