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Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Vivly(f): 7:28pm On Mar 11, 2012
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels dat d old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, d farmer brought one young cock from d market.
Old cock to young cock: Welcome, we will work 2geda 2wards productivity.
Young cock: What do u mean? As far as i know, u r old nd should be retired.
Old cock: Young boy, dere r 25 hens here, cant i help u wit some?
Young cock: No! Not even one, all of dem will be mine.
Old cock: In dis case, i shall challenge u to a competition nd if i win u shall allow me to have one hen nd if i lose, u will have all.
Young cock: O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50meter run. From here to dat tree. But due to my age, i hope u allow me to start off d first 10meters.
Young cock: no problem! We will compete 2moro morning
Confidently, d followin mornin, d young cock allows d old cock to start off nd when d old cock crosses d 10meters mark, d young cock chases him wit all his might. Soon enough, he was behind d old cock in a matter of seconds.



Suddenly, Bang!...before he could overtake d old cock, he was shot dead by d farmer, who cursed, Hell! This is the fifth GAY chicken av bought dis week.
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by bunmioguns(m): 8:21pm On Mar 11, 2012
JOKE GRADING: C


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Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by ekeroyal(m): 8:44pm On Mar 11, 2012
@OP, that was nice.

Recommendation: Don't join any useless PROJAN. Just be yourself except you want to run away from NL.
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Nobody: 9:18pm On Mar 11, 2012
Good one
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Homar(m): 9:56am On Mar 12, 2012
This joke funny die .
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Homar(m): 9:56am On Mar 12, 2012
This joke funny die .
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by SlimFero(m): 10:03am On Mar 12, 2012
Nice*
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by dani1luv: 11:21am On Mar 12, 2012
LOL grin grin nice, classic cheesy
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Nobody: 7:24pm On Mar 12, 2012
Nice joke!

@homar. I noticed u like posting twice. Were u plagued with it??
#na joke oh. . .
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Homar(m): 8:39pm On Mar 12, 2012
@Boogee its my phone o . Not my fault my system spoilt since last year .
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Lucario007(m): 8:47pm On Mar 12, 2012
Haha, classic joke!
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by eldav(m): 9:27pm On Mar 12, 2012
ROFLMAO
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Vivly(f): 10:24pm On Mar 12, 2012
ekeroyal: @OP, that was nice.

Recommendation: Don't join any useless PROJAN. Just be yourself except you want to run away from NL.






projan ke
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by bunmioguns(m): 4:00am On Mar 13, 2012
Vivly:






projan ke

na u sabi
Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by Vivly(f): 11:56am On Mar 13, 2012
bunmioguns: JOKE GRADING: C


REMARK: Join Projan to be a good Joker
nope. Projan sounds like a prayer point.

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