Doctor: The result of your blood test is back from the lab, I have a bad news for you and secondly, a very bad news.

Patient: OMG!, lets start with the bad news.

Doctor: The bad news is you have 24hours to live.

Patient: What news could be worse than me having 24 hours to live?

Doctor: The very bad news is that i have been trying to call you since yesterday.


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A student went to the office of the lecturer during quite hours..

She quickly knelt down and asked the lecturer to favour her in the module.
I will do anything to pass, I mean anything, she quickly lean toward the lecturer and whispered quietly into his ears.
The lecturer, whispered back quietly......Would you study?

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A new D.P.O of police was introduced to his new office on his first day at his new post
having settled down for couple of hours in the office, he heard a knock on the door and quickly pick the phone up in disguise
What do you want said the D.P.O to the junior police officer, you can see 'm discussing how to reduce crime with my colleagues over the phone.
The Junior police answered "I have come to fix the cable to the phone, the battery is flat and it has not been used for over one year.

u tried sha

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Thanks

Idera Olu:
A student went to the office of the lecturer during quite hours..

She quickly knelt down and asked the lecturer to favour her in the module.
I will do anything to pass, I mean anything, she quickly lean toward the lecturer and whispered quietly into his ears.
The lecturer, whispered back quietly......Would you study?

I for slap the lecturer

@ Dani1luv,

Wetin d poor lecturer do wrong now?

One luv.

Idera_olu: @ Dani1luv,

Wetin d poor lecturer do wrong now?

One luv.

you look like a jambite c questions!!!!!!!1

Nice one

Thanks