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| Suicide Mission by ekeroyal(m): 2:20pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
An Hausa man goes to a library to borrow a rent a book, the Librarian is Ibo. Here's the dialog. HAUSA MAN: Please do you have a book on suicide? IBO MAN: Sure, go left. * Hausa man returns with the book, wanting to register it* IBO MAN: Mister, what do you want to do with it? HAUSA MAN: I want to commit suicide. IBO MAN: (Stares at him for a moment) and asks "Who will return the book then? Will you kindly get out?" HAUSA MAN:  ~~SALUTE TO NJPC~~ |
| Re: Suicide Mission by Tinyemeka(m): 1:04pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
Why Hausa and Igbo? BTW, is it pronounced 'Ausa' or 'Hausa'? H is a consonant not vowel and shld be preceded by "a" not "an". |
| Re: Suicide Mission by bunmioguns(m): 1:29pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
bt dis Joke had been posted here before nw... . . |
| Re: Suicide Mission by ekeroyal(m): 2:00pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
Tinyemeka: Why Hausa and Igbo? Np, just pronounce it in any way you can. @Bunmi, go and have amala+ewedu, I hope it solves your problem.  |
| Re: Suicide Mission by bunmioguns(m): 2:05pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
ekeroyal:  u don dey vex? *pat him on d head* |
| Re: Suicide Mission by ekeroyal(m): 2:23pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
bunmioguns: foolish boy, ok you don't need amala+ewedu? Go and drink diesel with agege.  |
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