A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.
Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us Being Intimate when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"

The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today."





"The wife fainted"

am i reading a joke?

bunmioguns: am i reading a joke?

is not small thing oh. i thought i just read a peom

lolololololololol




nice 1

ignore those scarecrows

Hahaha....nice one! Poor guy...!

~vicky~:
lolololololololol




nice 1

ignore those scarecrows

thats for Bunmi sha.

mikuz: thats for Bunmi sha.

and u too

mtcheew

~vicky~:


and u too

mtcheew

why are you so particularistic about scarecrows,is your bf a scarecrow or what?

mikuz: why are you so particularistic about scarecrows,is your bf a scarecrow or what?

hun??

of course my boyfriend mikuz is a scarecrow

mikuz: why are you so particularistic about scarecrows,is your bf a scarecrow or what?

no mind dt yeye girl, she jst heard d word, thats why she no want make we rest

~vicky~:


hun??

of course my boyfriend mikuz

it is sweeting me

nice buh i've seen it before

HATERZ

I've seen it before too.....

booqee: I've seen it before too.....

mtchew

the joke is as old and dry like mikuz's joystick!
mtchew!

mikuz: it is sweeting me

wht is "sweeting" u

~vicky~:



wht is "sweeting" u

ur brazillian hair

otooro:

ur brazillian hair

No make d girl head swell like Gari Ijebu. . . . Which kind Brazillian hair. . Dis one fit afford am?

^ i think he meant bra, slowpoke!
Otooro striked out zillian hair. . . .
Mtchew

Nice joke bt y did u ban me

swtchicgurl: ^ i think he meant bra, slowpoke!
Otooro striked out zillian hair. . . .
Mtchew

Ode, shey na dt ur smelling bra go sweet person, he meant brazillian hair








Dickhead

Ruqaya: Nice joke bt y did u ban me

because ur only comment on a thread is . Which is really frustrating, i bet u must av learnt ur lesson nw

bunmioguns:


because ur only comment on a thread is . Which is really frustrating, i bet u must av learnt ur lesson nw

mtcheww
u're digusting

bunmioguns:


Ode, shey na dt ur smelling bra go sweet person, he meant brazillian hair








Dickhead

mtchew! smt

bunmioguns:

No make d girl head swell like Gari Ijebu. . . . Which kind Brazillian hair. . Dis one fit afford am?

knocks him (bumnioguns) on his bald head

it is u dat can afford it HE-GOAT

u can t even afford it for ur concubine wife or gf!!!!!


now go and wash my toilet!!!!! b4 u eat ur food

~vicky~:


knocks him (bumnioguns) on his bald head

it is u dat can afford it HE-GOAT

u can t even afford it for ur concubine wife or gf!!!!!


now go and wash my toilet!!!!! b4 u eat ur food

Where is d Joke?

swtchicgurl:

mtchew! smt

Abeg carry ur smelling Toto outta dis Thread and Stop Shaking It. . .


Bush Girl

bunmioguns:


Abeg carry ur smelling Toto outta dis Thread and Stop Shaking It. . .


Bush Girl

it is ur wife i pity!
smy!

Ruqaya:
mtcheww
u're digusting

Gerrout of dis thread nw cos dis place does nt look like where u gonna detonate d nxt bomb




Eediot

dani1luv: A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.
Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us Being Intimate when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"

The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today."





"The wife fainted"

this is stale