OTUNBA FRED and his wife ONYINYE UMEH were sleeping. OTUNBA started dreaming of heaven. Here is what
happened there with the angel: OTUNBA and angel were going as dey reached the first gate of
heaven, OTUNBA told the angel he wants to urinate, the angel said,we don't allow dat here
but i permit you. As they were abt getting to the second gate, OTUNBA told the angel again
he wants to polute, the angel looked at him and said, we don't allow it here but i permit
you, as dey were about geting to the third gate, OTUNBA told the angel again that he wants to defecate (shit), the angel permitted him again. After OTUNBA finished shitting, he saw a
rose flower by The gate, as he took the flower to clean his buttocks, a heavy slap landed on
his face on bed. it was his ONYINYE. ONYINYE UMEH said;you piss for bed i no talk, you mess for bed i
no talk, you shit for bed again i no talk, you won cum use my wrapper clean yansh you be
mad man?....

Three rats were arguing in Don Henry's house about who get swag pass and the 1st rat said: "I chop rat food wit poison I no die."2nd rat: "I dance awilo on top trap for rat, nothing do me."The 3rd rat:"just laugh, u both nah mumu "u see dat cat over there, nah me give am belle".

A man was bathing nude @ the beach & a little girl walked up 2 him, so he covered his private part with a newspaper! The little girl says, ‘what’s under there?'' The man says, A bird:-The girl goes away & the man fell asleep. He wakes up in a hospital & in great pain. A doctor & a policeman were bedside him & the Dr. asked? Do you remember what happened? The man answered,” I don’t, I was at d beach & I fell asleep after talking 2 a little girl." The policeman says, I asked her what happened? She said:-

"I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird, then it spat at me! ...so I broke its neck, burnt its nest & smashed its two little eggs.".
THE man fainted....

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Copy and paste . All of them . @poster get a life .

@homar.... Pls, get a life. If you can copy paste here too...people will surely praise you...nonesense

Fhurny jokes bt old

^^ it might be old or (copy n paste) but not everyone has seen it. . .

EFCC1: ^^ it might be old or (copy n paste) but not everyone has seen it. . .

U dey mind that Eediot

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