Registration start 19th of dis month,even if d list is riliz on 18th..source-DEAN,faculty of science...

pls,stop spredin rumos,cos is not gud at ol...best wishes 4rm ur broda.

Al things work 2geda 4 gud unto dem dat biliv.....neva fear!

dayo23: Goodluck

kai me fear dix guy OO, dne edit dis tin sharperly! NAWAO

Watch out 17th and thank me later!!!!

let woch nd c wot ABU pregnant site is goin 2 giv birth 2....Just prayin dat d site should giv birth 2 al our namez...INSHA ALLAH!

Herbeeb11: kai me fear dix guy OO, dne edit dis tin sharperly! NAWAO

Sorry habeeb was nt meant 2 b posted! Jst a mistake.

A.b.u site is nt pregnant, its jux having a downtime @ the moment

Jux stop telin lies n rumos of sayin d list wil come at so so date or tym,cos u ar no longa wish 2 hear ol dis sorts of unseriosnes 4rm no body...stil ur broda n hapy matric in advance.

:PMornin guyz...waz up?its yet anoda day nd dos predictin dat d list would be awt ystdy ar proved 2 b wrng..so any rumour 4 2dy??Mornin guyz...waz up?its yet anoda day nd dos predictin dat d list would be awt ystdy ar proved 2 b wrng..so any rumour 4 2dy??Mornin guyz...waz up?its yet anoda day nd dos predictin dat d list would be awt ystdy ar proved 2 b wrng..so any rumour 4 2dy??

AKPORS AKPORS... OKUNRIN META

Mrs Akpors was at home when she heard someone knock at the door.

She went to the door, opened it to see a man standing there.

He asked Mrs Akpors,

"Do you have a vagina?"

Mrs Akpors slamed the door in disgust....(What nonsense)

The next morning she heard a knock at the door, it is the same man, and he asked the same question.

He asked,

"Do you have a vagina?".

She slamed the door again.

Later that night when her husband (Akpors) got home, she told him what has happened for the last two days.

Akpors told the wife in a loving and concerned voice,

"Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again".

The next morning they heard a knock at the door and both ran for the door.

Akpors says to the wife in a whispered voice,

"Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it".

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there.

He asks the same question,

"Do you have vagina".......

"Yes" she says......

The man replies,

"Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using
Urs"

Akpors was found in coma in his hideout.
................................................=)) ‎​​​=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

Those arch-liars givin us bad news alldayz wil u kip shut 4 a moment witout any news pls.
Let evrybody to fold dia arms n wait 4 d list.

Sodiq3: Eh................evrybdy listen up..no more discussion abt love matters,if u want to do dat go 2 d romance section......dis is education forum......is dat understood?admsn list is likely 2 b out 2mao,so let's watch nd c wats gonna happen...stil ur boy sodiq3@2go.....HAPPY MATRIC IN ADVANCE...OLUWA IS GENERALLY INVOLVE...MAY GOD MAKE OUR DREAM CUM TRUE....ma salam

so because Ahmadu bello university no release admisn list make we cum de cry or carry long face abi? abeg make una free us no body go tell me wetin to post here if i lyk i go advertise here na our fault? Wen we supose to d write admisn at last dem no gree make we write. Eh make we write anoda ting nw all na stil post or if no be us wey d post luv n oda tings u tink say pple no go don get HBP? Abeg lest continue were we stop ibrahym na u be my next target cos e b lyk say u no d womanize lyk najib, wen we met 4 2go we go talk abt am shey u undastand.

morni palz special regadz 2 dos da wish me ystdy

palz who stupid pass among diz guyz
1)one who eat @restaurant&wash d pl8.
2)one who greet som1 on d TV show.
3)a nurse wake up a sleepin sick person 2giv him sleepin drugz he 4get 2take. 4)one who goz 2bank wit spanner 2open an account. 5)d one who put his radio in d freezer 2listen 2 a cool music…………loll reply assap

Lanreak: palz who stupid pass among diz guyz
1)one who eat @restaurant&wash d pl8.
2)one who greet som1 on d TV show.
3)a nurse wake up a sleepin sick person 2giv him sleepin drugz he 4get 2take. 4)one who goz 2bank wit spanner 2open an account. 5)d one who put his radio in d freezer 2listen 2 a cool music…………loll reply assap

Infact all of d above, jst dat dem get rank... Na d nurse & prson wey put radio 4 freezer cari 1st sha (ties), infact sef na she sick pass d prsn on bed

Najib242: Matilda......olwez viewing! Na war 4 uuuuu,go slip abeg!

okay if i must post fine then.the admission list will b out yesterday NAJIB

Joy mojuba: so because Ahmadu bello university no release admisn list make we cum de cry or carry long face abi? abeg make una free us no body go tell me wetin to post here if i lyk i go advertise here na our fault? Wen we supose to d write admisn at last dem no gree make we write. Eh make we write anoda ting nw all na stil post or if no be us wey d post luv n oda tings u tink say pple no go don get HBP? Abeg lest continue were we stop ibrahym na u be my next target cos e b lyk say u no d womanize lyk najib, wen we met 4 2go we go talk abt am shey u undastand.

mk una dy cry

BREAKING NEWS

PLS U GUYX SHUD STOP AL DX RUMOUR Z NT GETIN FUNI ANYMOR

Why Iƨ̣̣̇̇ dis house quiet... Knock knock knock !!! Iƨ̣̣̇̇ anybody home ?

Ehen..........................................?

THIS LIFE IS SCARY...Hmmn! Iriri Aye!! A must read TRUE
LIFE mind blasting STORY.
We have to be PRAYERFUL, my people!!!
He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing
the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a
car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time that she
recovered from her shock. The funeral and crem...ation wz d
very next day because he died horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in wch she
saw an old woman. The old woman told her mother to wash d
blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as
possible. But d mother ignored d dream. The next night, her
father had d same dream and also ignored it. Then when d
lady had d same dream d next night, she woke up in fear and
told her mother about d dream.
Her mother told her to wash d dress which had blood stains
immediately. She washed d dress but some stains remained.
The next night she had d same dream again, washed the
dress but some stains still remained. The same dream was
repeated d next night again and this time d old woman gave
her a last warning to wash the bloodstains, or else something
terrible will happen. Ds time d lady tried her best to wash d
stains, and d dress nearly tore, but some stains still
remained...she was very tired.
Late in d evening of d@ same day, while she wz alone at
home, someone knocked d door. And when she opened d
door she saw d same old woman from her dreams standing
at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old woman
woke her up and gave her a blue box, which shocked the
lady. And d lady asked, "What is this?"
The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo Washing
Powder, it removes all stubborn stains!!!"
2 berd,I kw how you are feelin now. But don't look at me like
d@...I wasted 3minutes of my life reading it too...... I felt lyk
killing d person d@ sent ds to me. Admission on mah mind

A̶̲̥̅♏ happy 2 be de first τ̲̅☺ paste τнє news that τнє pregnant site has finally deliverd
























aπϑ it Iƨ̣̣̇̇ a BOUNCING BABY BOI...

papachy: THIS LIFE IS SCARY...Hmmn! Iriri Aye!! A must read TRUE
LIFE mind blasting STORY.
We have to be PRAYERFUL, my people!!!
He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing
the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a
car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time that she
recovered from her shock. The funeral and crem...ation wz d
very next day because he died horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in wch she
saw an old woman. The old woman told her mother to wash d
blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as
possible. But d mother ignored d dream. The next night, her
father had d same dream and also ignored it. Then when d
lady had d same dream d next night, she woke up in fear and
told her mother about d dream.
Her mother told her to wash d dress which had blood stains
immediately. She washed d dress but some stains remained.
The next night she had d same dream again, washed the
dress but some stains still remained. The same dream was
repeated d next night again and this time d old woman gave
her a last warning to wash the bloodstains, or else something
terrible will happen. Ds time d lady tried her best to wash d
stains, and d dress nearly tore, but some stains still
remained...she was very tired.
Late in d evening of d@ same day, while she wz alone at
home, someone knocked d door. And when she opened d
door she saw d same old woman from her dreams standing
at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old woman
woke her up and gave her a blue box, which shocked the
lady. And d lady asked, "What is this?"
The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo Washing
Powder, it removes all stubborn stains!!!"
2 berd,I kw how you are feelin now. But don't look at me like
d@...I wasted 3minutes of my life reading it too...... I felt lyk
killing d person d@ sent ds to me. Admission on mah mind

Lmho.

@blacqbony,,,,,,,, if u don't knw what to talk
tank you if u can do dat

papachy: THIS LIFE IS SCARY...Hmmn! Iriri Aye!! A must read TRUE
LIFE mind blasting STORY.
We have to be PRAYERFUL, my people!!!
He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing
the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a
car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time that she
recovered from her shock. The funeral and crem...ation wz d
very next day because he died horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in wch she
saw an old woman. The old woman told her mother to wash d
blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as
possible. But d mother ignored d dream. The next night, her
father had d same dream and also ignored it. Then when d
lady had d same dream d next night, she woke up in fear and
told her mother about d dream.
Her mother told her to wash d dress which had blood stains
immediately. She washed d dress but some stains remained.
The next night she had d same dream again, washed the
dress but some stains still remained. The same dream was
repeated d next night again and this time d old woman gave
her a last warning to wash the bloodstains, or else something
terrible will happen. Ds time d lady tried her best to wash d
stains, and d dress nearly tore, but some stains still
remained...she was very tired.
Late in d evening of d@ same day, while she wz alone at
home, someone knocked d door. And when she opened d
door she saw d same old woman from her dreams standing
at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old woman
woke her up and gave her a blue box, which shocked the
lady. And d lady asked, "What is this?"
The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo Washing
Powder, it removes all stubborn stains!!!"
2 berd,I kw how you are feelin now. But don't look at me like
d@...I wasted 3minutes of my life reading it too...... I felt lyk
killing d person d@ sent ds to me. Admission on mah mind

lolz, dat was a wh0le lotta suspense up der. Guy u just made ma day. Thank y0u 4 dis p0st

Criously i hav been keepin ma mouth shut for a while nw but i gat 2 open it nw despite abu's miscapon because of this dry joke dat almost caused me hrt attack. Keep it up guy. God help A.B.U[color=#006600][/color]

Akpos insisted that his first child
must bear his name. So on the
day of naming....
Rev: Which name would you like
your child to bear?
Akpos: With smiles all over his
face he said, Akpos!
Rev: No! He has to bear an
English name.
Akpos: Ok oh, Akposky!
Rev: Listen, your son should be
named after a saint in the bible.
Akpos: Nawa oh, which kind
wahala be this??
Ok oga pastor, my son will bear
St. Akpostus. Pls guys leetz laf out de admisn anxiety jwor

To the general public

I just call d register He told me dat d list will be taking to Abuja 2morow for approval he also told me to expect d list next week.I gave him my jamb number so as to help me check if my name is among a list dat will be taken to Abuja 2morow he said I should call back in 30min.if U need him number just hala me on mah number 08090689292

Blaqbony: Akpos insisted that his first child
must bear his name. So on the
day of naming....
Rev: Which name would you like
your child to bear?
Akpos: With smiles all over his
face he said, Akpos!
Rev: No! He has to bear an
English name.
Akpos: Ok oh, Akposky!
Rev: Listen, your son should be
named after a saint in the bible.
Akpos: Nawa oh, which kind
wahala be this??
Ok oga pastor, my son will bear
St. Akpostus. Pls guys leetz laf out de admisn anxiety jwor

Blaqbony: Akpos insisted that his first child
must bear his name. So on the
day of naming....
Rev: Which name would you like
your child to bear?
Akpos: With smiles all over his
face he said, Akpos!
Rev: No! He has to bear an
English name.
Akpos: Ok oh, Akposky!
Rev: Listen, your son should be
named after a saint in the bible.
Akpos: Nawa oh, which kind
wahala be this??
Ok oga pastor, my son will bear
St. Akpostus. Pls guys leetz laf out de admisn anxiety jwor

nice one guy