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All D Way by Nobody: 6:53pm On Mar 21, 2012

A plane was carrying mental patients who were making lot of noise, one patient pops into the cockpit and orders the pilots to teach him to fly aplane.
PILOT: yes we will but on a condition that u tell your friends to keep quiet,off he goes and after a short while everywhere became quiet
And he came back, "teach me now" he said, amazed the pilots asked"but how did u manage to silence your friends?"
PATIENT: I've opened the door for them to go and play out side.

joke 2
A couple went to an animal farm and the owner came to show them around, in the process they saw two cows mating and the wife asked the owner how many times the male(cow) mates with the female(cow) and he answered "several times."
She said "please tell that to my husband."
Then the husband asked "is it only one female cow it mates with?" the farmer replied "no." The husband said "please tell that
to my wife."

joke 3
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement.
He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six', in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!" kiss

Re: All D Way by swtchicgurl: 7:10pm On Mar 21, 2012

nice one vicky!
how body? cheesy

Re: All D Way by Nobody: 8:51pm On Mar 21, 2012

swtchicgurl: nice one vicky!
how body?

thanks dear

am good o ad u?

Re: All D Way by mcnepow(m): 8:58am On Mar 22, 2012

Nice jokes Vicky wink

Re: All D Way by Ruqaya(f): 9:03am On Mar 22, 2012

Very nice jokes, keep it up

Re: All D Way by bunmioguns(m): 9:05am On Mar 22, 2012

Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 9:40am On Mar 22, 2012

Nice jokes Vicky how boobié?
grin

Re: All D Way by mcnepow(m): 2:30pm On Mar 22, 2012

mikuz: Nice jokes Vicky how boobié?

Dis guy is one hell of a spoilt di.ck!!! grin

Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 3:30pm On Mar 22, 2012

Re: All D Way by dani1luv: 4:21pm On Mar 22, 2012

mikuz: Nice jokes Vicky how boobié?

you no even ask for her tomatoe undecided

Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 5:58pm On Mar 22, 2012

dani1luv:
you no even ask for her tomatoe

i go like enter there sha. But na small small
grin

Re: All D Way by dani1luv: 6:04pm On Mar 22, 2012

mikuz: i go like enter there sha. But na small small

chei. .bros shey you go wear mask sha grin

Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 6:12pm On Mar 22, 2012

dani1luv:
chei. .bros shey you go wear mask sha

that decision is left for her to make.

Re: All D Way by Nobody: 6:25pm On Mar 22, 2012

@ ruqaya, mcnepow thanks kiss

mikuz and his partner in crime u guys re nt serious

Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 7:25pm On Mar 22, 2012

~vicky~:
@ ruqaya, mcnepow thanks

mikuz and his partner in crime u guys re nt serious

what do i do to make you know am serious? I love you.

Re: All D Way by mcnepow(m): 7:40pm On Mar 22, 2012

mikuz: that decision is left for her to make.

Did u actualy write this??

Re: All D Way by bunmioguns(m): 7:46pm On Mar 22, 2012

~vicky~:
@ ruqaya, mcnepow thanks

mikuz and his partner in crime u guys re nt serious

Vicky. . .Je t'aime undecided

Re: All D Way by Homar(m): 7:47pm On Mar 22, 2012

Copy and paste . Seen this before . Old joke . Stupid poster .

Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 8:08pm On Mar 22, 2012

mcnepow:
Did u actualy write this??

no i didnt. I wrote it under the influence of alchohol.

Re: All D Way by Nobody: 8:25pm On Mar 22, 2012

Homar: Copy and paste . Seen this before . Old joke . Stupid poster .

wetin na wht ve i done to u lipsrsealed

Re: All D Way by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 22, 2012

bunmioguns:

Vicky. . .Je t'aime

dites-moi que vous plaisantez

@ mikuz i love you too jare kiss

Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 10:40pm On Mar 22, 2012

~vicky~:

dites-moi que vous plaisantez

@ mikuz i love you too jare

Re: All D Way by mcnepow(m): 10:41pm On Mar 22, 2012

~vicky~:

@ mikuz i love you too jare

Damn!!!
U jst said this to 'sniper'?
na belle u dey ask for!

Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 10:48pm On Mar 22, 2012

mcnepow:
Damn!!!
U jst said this to 'sniper'?
na belle u dey ask for!

na jealousy go kill you.
tongue

Re: All D Way by mcnepow(m): 11:20pm On Mar 22, 2012

mikuz: na jealousy go kill you.

. .Provided konji kill u, I dnt care.

Re: All D Way by mikuz(m): 11:27pm On Mar 22, 2012

mcnepow:
. .Provided konji kill u, I dnt care.

when i have Vicky?
You gatta be dreaming! tongue

Re: All D Way by swtchicgurl: 2:39am On Mar 23, 2012

madmen on the loose. . . sad

Re: All D Way by mcnepow(m): 6:23am On Mar 23, 2012

mikuz: when i have Vicky?
You gatta be dreaming!

Loool. .
u nor get the pin code to take enta d place tongue

swtchicgurl: madmen on the loose. . .

I jst hope say I nor follow

Re: All D Way by bunmioguns(m): 3:23pm On Mar 23, 2012

~vicky~:

dites-moi que vous plaisantez

@ mikuz i love you too jare

Je ne plaisante pas, je veux dire

Re: All D Way by snthesis(m): 3:54pm On Mar 23, 2012

wack joke

Re: All D Way by kolaoloye(m): 4:00pm On Mar 23, 2012

~vicky~:
A plane was carrying mental patients who were making lot of noise, one patient pops into the cockpit and orders the pilots to teach him to fly aplane.
PILOT: yes we will but on a condition that u tell your friends to keep quiet,off he goes and after a short while everywhere became quiet
And he came back, "teach me now" he said, amazed the pilots asked"but how did u manage to silence your friends?"
PATIENT: I've opened the door for them to go and play out side.

joke 2
A couple went to an animal farm and the owner came to show them around, in the process they saw two cows mating and the wife asked the owner how many times the male(cow) mates with the female(cow) and he answered "several times."
She said "please tell that to my husband."
Then the husband asked "is it only one female cow it mates with?" the farmer replied "no." The husband said "please tell that
to my wife."

joke 3
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement.
He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six', in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

I gave you 90% + kiss

Re: All D Way by Nobody: 6:21pm On Mar 23, 2012

kola oloye:
I gave you 90% +

thanks dear

bunmioguns:

Je ne plaisante pas, je veux dire

lol je pensais que vous me haïssez pourquoi ce changement?

mcnepow:
Damn!!!
U jst said this to 'sniper'?
na belle u dey ask for!

was eating you now?

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