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3 HYMNS by otajipopo: 7:44pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed ten $100 bills in the offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly-looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him. |
Re: 3 HYMNS by swtchicgurl: 9:00pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
otajipopo: One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed ten $100 bills in the offering. hymn=him good joke! |
Re: 3 HYMNS by bunmioguns(m): 9:12pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
got me laffing |
Re: 3 HYMNS by otajipopo: 9:13pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
thanks @swtchicgurl |
Re: 3 HYMNS by swtchicgurl: 9:30pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
otajipopo: thanks @swtchicgurl you're welcome hott man! |
Re: 3 HYMNS by Ruqaya(f): 9:17am On Mar 27, 2012 |
Good joke |
Re: 3 HYMNS by dani1luv: 9:21am On Mar 27, 2012 |
I dont get the joke plz |
Re: 3 HYMNS by bunmioguns(m): 4:55pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
dani1luv: I dont get the joke plz you need deliverance cos dts wht u kip typing on every thread |
Re: 3 HYMNS by swtchicgurl: 8:14pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
bunmioguns: seconded |
Re: 3 HYMNS by Onyeasi(m): 8:57pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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