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Chicken Farmer by robby1(m): 1:54am On Mar 25, 2006
A prostitute walks into H & R Block to do her
taxes and a consultant starts typing her info into
the computer. Name, address, date of birth and so
on then he asks her what her occupation is.

She boldly stated "I'm a LovePeddler". He tells her
"lady, I can't put that in the computer you will
have to come up with something else." Well she
said "I don't know what to tell you I'm a LovePeddler."

"Listen lady you really have to come up with
something else or we can't go on." She thought
for a minute and said "OK, I'm a chicken farmer."

He replies, "Chicken farmer? What makes you think
you're a chicken farmer?" "Well," she says, "last
year I raised over 1,000 cocks"
Re: Chicken Farmer by Free(f): 3:48pm On Mar 26, 2006
this joke is already posted, undecided
Re: Chicken Farmer by Oracle(m): 10:30pm On Oct 05, 2006
Well, itz funny coz i haven't read the posted one smiley
Re: Chicken Farmer by echowords(m): 11:11pm On Oct 08, 2006
Uhhh was this a joke undecided
Re: Chicken Farmer by kellygirl(f): 8:14pm On Jan 03, 2009
lol
Re: Chicken Farmer by mohawkchic(f): 10:44pm On Jan 03, 2009
cheesy Thumbs up,laffing me head off w/ that one!! I've had a blast on here today!
Re: Chicken Farmer by topkin(m): 12:06am On Jan 04, 2009
All these dirty jokes. . . . funny sha wink
Re: Chicken Farmer by Shaunscot(m): 2:27am On Jan 04, 2009
Thot she said she was a social engineer cos she 'brings down erections' wink
Re: Chicken Farmer by TOYOSI20(f): 3:18am On Jan 04, 2009
Nice one, wink
Re: Chicken Farmer by mohawkchic(f): 9:29pm On Jan 04, 2009
Shaunscot:

Thot she said she was a social engineer because she 'brings down erections' wink

~ grin . . . thats another Job Description!!
Re: Chicken Farmer by sholabanke(m): 9:52pm On Jan 04, 2009
undecided
Re: Chicken Farmer by joyAA(f): 10:19pm On Jan 04, 2009
nice
Re: Chicken Farmer by bethsy: 10:25pm On Jan 04, 2009
Re: Chicken Farmer by Nobody: 10:09am On Jan 05, 2009
Uhhh was this a joke

yeah its a joke and its funny
Re: Chicken Farmer by dyabman(m): 10:24am On Jan 05, 2009
shitty
Re: Chicken Farmer by romsky: 10:32am On Jan 05, 2009
pissy
Re: Chicken Farmer by dyabman(m): 10:35am On Jan 05, 2009
cocky
Re: Chicken Farmer by CuteAngel(f): 10:40am On Jan 05, 2009
assy
Re: Chicken Farmer by dyabman(m): 10:42am On Jan 05, 2009
bressy
Re: Chicken Farmer by CuteAngel(f): 10:43am On Jan 05, 2009
Dickky grin
Re: Chicken Farmer by neowelsh(m): 10:55am On Jan 05, 2009
Here is a good question 4 d science students. since she has swallowed 1000 cocks, in 1year. Calculate d depth and d width of her Toto for d next two years. tongue

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