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A Letter From Devil by infofirst(m): 5:28pm On Mar 27, 2012
A letter from Shaytan ADDRESS: HELLFIRE DATE: STARTING TODAY AND EVERYDAY Dear Believers, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.You woke up without a prayer. As a matter of fact, you didn’t even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don’t love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate what Allah made out of dirty clay and told us to bow it. How could I bow a dirty clay, when I am made from fire. “I” am more superior than you. “I” don’t make mistakes. Whatever “I” do, is right. I am only using you to prove Allah (God) is wrong. He kicked me out of Jannah (Heaven), and I’m going to use you as long as possible to prove I am right and I am better then you fools, in every sense. My life (my last resting place) is Hell, but what ever time Allah (God) has granted me, I will do my best to take as many of you fools as possible with me, to Hell. You see, Fools, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. I know that I have no power on you if you haven’t yielded your life to me and don’t forget that I made a promise to Allah (God) that I’m going to make your life a living hell. That way we’ll be together twice. This will really hurt Allah (God). Thanks to you. I’m really showing Him who’s better from us, and Allah (God) has made a mistake. With all of the good times we’ve had… We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, going to discos, staying out late with friends, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in: Fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don’t want to give all this up! Come on, Fools, let’s burn together forever. I’ve got some really hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I’d like to say “THANKS” for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all this in the presence of children too, and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Your children will be with us in Hell too. That’s the best you and I can give to your children. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I’ll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again.so that even after reading this letter,you will again do same sins……smiley If you don’t get smart, you wouldn’t run somewhere, confess your sins, live for Allah (God) with what little bit of life that you have left. It’s not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it’s becoming a bit ridiculous. Don’t get me wrong, I still hate you … and I wont go to Hell alone! Always waiting for you, Shaytan .. Devil .. Iblis Remembrance of Alla.(ذکر الله)Zikr-e-Ilahi MaMa cHuQs FoOds( Zikr- Lah)
Re: A Letter From Devil by Jenwitemi(m): 5:52pm On Mar 27, 2012
And he sent the letter to your mail box because. . . ?
Re: A Letter From Devil by mkmyers45(m): 6:27pm On Mar 27, 2012
Jenwitemi: And he sent the letter to your mail box because. . . ?

Has me wondering too....
Re: A Letter From Devil by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:50pm On Mar 27, 2012
[size=13pt]Letter from the Devil is the best....GOD showed stay clear or else![/size]
Re: A Letter From Devil by infofirst(m): 11:03pm On Mar 28, 2012
lol
Re: A Letter From Devil by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:33pm On Jun 02, 2012
[size=13pt]hahahaha grin[/size]
Re: A Letter From Devil by LogicMind: 8:39pm On Jun 02, 2012
reminds me, i need to go and fornicate.
thanks
Re: A Letter From Devil by buzugee(m): 11:01pm On Jun 03, 2012
i see the devil is not too big on paragraphs
Re: A Letter From Devil by Olutboy: 1:09pm On Jun 06, 2012
U guys don't understand God, Jesus, Angels and even the devil. I advise u to check the bible where u can be enlightened. SHALOM
Re: A Letter From Devil by LogicMind: 2:59pm On Jun 06, 2012
Olu_t.boy:
U guys don't understand God, Jesus, Angels and even the devil. I advise u to check the bible where u can be enlightened. SHALOM

and i advise you to check the toilet paper after wiping your asz.
Re: A Letter From Devil by Ptolomeus(m): 4:30pm On Jun 06, 2012
Very Good!
It will be really the devil? or be a pastor? or one of many false prophets? Hell of which he speaks is a mosque or a church?
Congratulations, really good!
Re: A Letter From Devil by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jun 10, 2012
Ogaga4Luv: [size=13pt]Letter from the Devil is the best....GOD showed stay clear or else![/size]

OGAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: A Letter From Devil by kokabiel(f): 10:04pm On Jun 10, 2012
It is an unfortunate irony that we (man) fail to recognize our true purpose or understand the agenda being executed for over a millenia. @poster, do you truly understand the meaning of the word DEVIL or you are just like the rest of the myopic populace, trying to grasp what they cannot reach. The DEVIL in its simplest form the base vices of your humanity. it is the resulting chaose from not being able to keep a straight path and falling out of some moral code. SATAN is just a metaphor and LUCIFER an angel by many other names.
Try to focus your last days on this dying world to do some good for yourself if not others and stop peddling mind-numbing pills on nairaland

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