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;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by robby1(m): 2:28am On Mar 25, 2006
There were three men who were lost in the
forest. They were then captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king then told
the prisoners that they could live if
they pass the trial. First step of the
trial is to go to the forest with the
cannibals and get ten pieces of the same
kind of fruit.

So all three men went separate ways to
gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the
king, "I brought ten apples."

The king then explains the trial to him.
You have to shove the fruits up your ass
without any expression on your face or
you'll be eaten. The first apple went
in, but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so the savages fell upon him and
devoured him.

The second one arrives and shows the king
his ten fruits were berries.

When the king explained the trial to him
he thought to himself that this should be
easy.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
on the ninth berry he suddenly burst out
in laughter. Summarily he was rended limb
from limb and eaten.

The first guy and the second guy met in
heaven. The first one asked, "Why did
you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help
it, I looked up and saw that the third
guy coming with an armload of watermelons."
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by adjain(m): 11:20am On Oct 30, 2007
Nairalanders, una wicked O.
Instead make una tell the guy say the joke na copy and paste, una just bone the guy (abi na girl?)

Have mercy, now
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by showbobo(m): 11:30am On Oct 30, 2007
No be say dem wicked,dem don talk say the first person to reply the post na THE BIGGEST AND DUMBEST FOOL IN THE WHOLE WORLD.Therefore,i guess you now know, you're simply a worthless piece of shit.PLC
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by tessybaby(f): 12:34pm On Oct 30, 2007
ishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*covers nostrils*
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by adjain(m): 3:19pm On Oct 30, 2007
I may be a piece of shit, but you are my second-in-shit
showbobo:

No be say them wicked,them don talk say the first person to reply the post na THE BIGGEST AND DUMBEST FOOL IN THE WHOLE WORLD.Therefore,i guess you now know, you're simply a worthless piece of shit.PLC
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by tessybaby(f): 3:28pm On Oct 30, 2007
@ adjain
and where did u run to
have been looking for u
*getting prepared for the unknown*
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by adjain(m): 3:55pm On Oct 30, 2007
tessbaby, I didn;t go far.

You were damned right to get prepared for the unknown, because I want to ask you a question.

Have you seen your sister lately? grin grin grin
grin grin
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by tessybaby(f): 4:20pm On Oct 30, 2007
FOOOOOOL
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by showbobo(m): 6:25pm On Oct 30, 2007
Keep on flirting TESSY,after you go say you don forget who give you belle.even if you wan flirt ,na ADJAIN come be better person to flirt with.
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by topeteadr(m): 8:15pm On Oct 30, 2007
@topic pls in the name of God remove that copy and paste joke.
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by Migines(m): 9:28pm On Oct 30, 2007
@adjain
if we lash hin, u'll say we are wicked, we bone am we still wicked?

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