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;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by robby1(m): 2:28am On Mar 25, 2006 |
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so the savages fell upon him and devoured him. The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, on the ninth berry he suddenly burst out in laughter. Summarily he was rended limb from limb and eaten. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I looked up and saw that the third guy coming with an armload of watermelons." |
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by adjain(m): 11:20am On Oct 30, 2007 |
Nairalanders, una wicked O. Instead make una tell the guy say the joke na copy and paste, una just bone the guy (abi na girl?) Have mercy, now |
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by showbobo(m): 11:30am On Oct 30, 2007 |
No be say dem wicked,dem don talk say the first person to reply the post na THE BIGGEST AND DUMBEST FOOL IN THE WHOLE WORLD.Therefore,i guess you now know, you're simply a worthless piece of shit.PLC |
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by tessybaby(f): 12:34pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
ishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *covers nostrils* |
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by adjain(m): 3:19pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
I may be a piece of shit, but you are my second-in-shit showbobo: |
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by tessybaby(f): 3:28pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
@ adjain and where did u run to have been looking for u *getting prepared for the unknown* |
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by adjain(m): 3:55pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
tessbaby, I didn;t go far. You were damned right to get prepared for the unknown, because I want to ask you a question. Have you seen your sister lately? |
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by tessybaby(f): 4:20pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
FOOOOOOL |
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by showbobo(m): 6:25pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
Keep on flirting TESSY,after you go say you don forget who give you belle.even if you wan flirt ,na ADJAIN come be better person to flirt with. |
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by topeteadr(m): 8:15pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
@topic pls in the name of God remove that copy and paste joke. |
Re: ;dtha Cannibal'z Test;d by Migines(m): 9:28pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
@adjain if we lash hin, u'll say we are wicked, we bone am we still wicked? |
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