A couple had 2 little boys, ages
8 and 10, who were excessively
mischievous. They were always
getting into trouble and their
parents knew that if any
mischief occurred in their town,
their sons were probably
involved.
The 2 little boys’ mother heard that a
clergyman in town had been
successful in disciplining children,
so she asked if he would speak
with her boys. The clergyman
agreed, but asked to see them
individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old
first, in the morning, with the
older boy to see the clergyman in
the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with
a booming voice, sat the younger
boy down and asked him sternly,
“Where is God?”
They boy’s mouth dropped open,
but he made no response, sitting
there with his mouth hanging
open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the
question in an even sterner tone,
“Where is God?”
Again the boy made no attempt
to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice
even more and shook his finger
in the boy’s face and bellowed,
“WHERE IS GOD!?”
The boy screamed and bolted
from the room, ran directly home
and dove into his closet,
slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found
him in the closet, he asked, “What
happened?”
The younger brother, gasping for
breath, replied, “We are in BIG
trouble this time, dude…
God is missing–and they think
WE did it!”

Very funny

nt even close

Nexxy007: nt even close

Seriously??