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| Lets Hear These Ones by joerux60: 9:15am On Mar 30, 2012 |
[color=#000099][/color] Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear. Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love Man: How old is your father? Boy: 1 year older than me Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Singapore , Sir. Teacher: Which part? Student: All of me, Sir. Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair? Akin: No comb, Sir. Teacher: Use your dad's then. Akin: No hair, Sir. A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did you get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do you mean 'under water'?" " They are all below 'C' (sea) level!" Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know Maths. Ted: You don't know my father! He will not give me anything. |
| Re: Lets Hear These Ones by Ruqaya(f): 11:13am On Mar 30, 2012 |
Fine jokes |
| Re: Lets Hear These Ones by mcnepow(m): 4:45pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
fine fine jokes poster  |
| Re: Lets Hear These Ones by bunmioguns(m): 11:05pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
me like dis  |
| Re: Lets Hear These Ones by Nobody: 9:14am On Mar 31, 2012 |
Very cool jokes! |
| Re: Lets Hear These Ones by joerux60: 9:46am On Mar 31, 2012 |
thanx guys. lets try this one: 1st Donkey: - "my owner beats me a lot." 2nd Donkey: - "so then why don‘t you run away?" 1st Donkey: - "I would have run away, but the future here is very BRIGHT..................... When my owner’s beautiful daughter is naughty, he tells her 'I’ll get you married off to a donkey!' So I ' m here on this hope........" |
| Re: Lets Hear These Ones by swtchicgurl: 1:45pm On Mar 31, 2012 |
i like you joerux60 |
| Re: Lets Hear These Ones by Ruqaya(f): 2:16pm On Mar 31, 2012 |
Very cool jokes. U're d brilliantess |
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