This is amazing. Nigeria was once voted the most religious country in the world & at the same time very corrupt our churches/mosques are always full. We have the largest churche in the world. Mosques are everywhere even in private houses. Our leaders swears wit the holy books. CORRUPTION IS EVIL IN BOTH RELIGIONS BUT YET IS FLOURISHING. If we are truelly religious THEN WHY ARE WE SO CORRUPT. Pls help me solve this puzzle.

Because European and Arabic religious aren't natural to Nigerians after all?

Honestly I don't know.

Nigerians are so annoying, honest to God.

The only people you see praying before committing crimes are Nigerians.

Waiting for the day holy ghost fire will burn that hell hole.

Bischii, you just noticed that today? You are late nwoke

Nigerians are the definition of hypocrites. When you look up hypocrites in the dictionary, except to see the picture of Nigeria.

One_Naira: Bischii, you just noticed that today? You are late nwoke

Nigerians are the definition of hypocrites. When you look up hypocrites in the dictionary, except to see the picture of Nigeria.

I'm sure you kiss your mother's cheeks with those rusty palms (if you get what I mean).

untrained pug.

Ileke-IdI:


I'm sure you kiss your mother open-mouthed with those rusty lips.

untrained pug.

This wowo ashawo is still following me around. See this oo!! Ogini Kwa?

How many times do I need to say this "GET YOURSELF ANOTHER JOHN, I NO WANT".

Na by force? Will your p1mp beat you finish if you lose customers, na e be your reason for following me like a dog without a leash.

I'm not one of those men that hangs around attention seeking LovePeddler or whores in total thus find yourself someone else haba .

One_Naira:

This wowo ashawo is still following me around. See this oo!! Ogini Kwa?

How many times do I need to say this "GET YOURSELF ANOTHER JOHN, I NO WANT".

Na by force? Will your p1mp beat you finish if you lose customers, na e be your reason for following me like a dog without a leash.

I'm not one of those men that hangs around attention seeking LovePeddler or whores in total thus find yourself someone else haba .

Characteristic of an untrained pug.

Ileke-IdI:


Characteristic of an untrained pug.

Thank you!! It takes one to know one.

One_Naira:

Thank you!! It takes one to know one.

Just one line?

What a bytch.

Ileke-IdI:


Just one line?

What a bytch.

The wowo ashawo is still looking for a john.

Anyone, anybody interested? Biko take this dog away from me.

Nwanyi, get a life eeh. Stop following someone whom obviously do not care to notice you around; it is pathetic.

This your Ileke_idi account bores me. Create multiple monikers like Alj_harem, maybe one of them would not bore me so easily thus peeking my attention.

One_Naira:

The wowo ashawo is still look for a john.

Anyone, anybody interested? Biko take this dog away from me.

Nwanyi, get a life eeh. Stop following someone whom obviously do not care to notice you around.

It is pathetic.

Create multiple monikers like Alj_harem, maybe one of them would not bore me so easily thus peeking my attention. This your Ileke_idi account bores me.

You're still my bytch.

Ileke-IdI:


You're still my bytch.

This one dollar, breast dripping ashawo, still they talk

Do you even know the definition of b1tch? B1tch look in the mirror if you want to know whom the b1tch is.

You are just annoying, wowo and desperate.

One_Naira:

This one dollar, breast dripping ashawo, still they talk

Do you even know the definition of b1tch? B1tch look in the mirror if you want to know whom the b1tch is.

You are just annoying, wowo and desperate.

Must feel good for you to be a bytch, bytch.

Ileke-IdI:


Must feel good for you to be a bytch, bytch.

And the ashawo continues the desperate act like a fool.

One_Naira:



And the ashawo continues the desperate act like a fool.

Where my bytch at?

Yep, just found him.

Goodbye Attention seeking LovePeddler.

Thank the lord almighty that i was bored enough today thus giving you my attention that you have been desperately trying to get it for quite awhile.

You just a bore even the insult that ooze from your mouth is boring, get some personality, once you get personality. I might find you interesting then!!!

Na wa o!!! this ashawo wants to kill me with boredom. Everytime I talk to this woman, I start falling asleep.

It has to be a shame for a human being to be this unenthusiastic.

One_Naira: Goodbye Attention seeking LovePeddler.

Thank the lord almighty that i was bored enough today thus giving you my attention that you have been desperately trying to get it for quite awhile.

You just a bore even the insult that ooze from your mouth is boring, get some personality, once you get personality. I might find you interesting then!!!

I was bored already, na wa o!!! this ashawo wants to kill me with boredom. Everytime I talk to this woman, I start falling asleep.

Roll on the ground, sit, jump, chase your tail. . . . that's my bytch.

One_Nara = certified bytch. Call your brothers to help your bytchazz. ediot.

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SMH @ the desperation

The vast majority of Nigerians are brought up to regard rabid religious observance as mankind's greatest accomplishment, which to them rates higher in importance than ALL other indexes of human endeavor including scientific development, medical breakthroughs and industrial productivity.

Accordingly, a significant number of Nigerian factories have in recent years been converted into churches where fast-talking miracle pastors fleece their flocks of gullible worshippers, to finance jet-setting lives of decadent conspicuous consumption. In those churches, armed robbery gang members, kidnappers and ritual murderers offer stolen cash for prayers tailored to assure success in their pillage and plunder bloodbaths, alongside corrupt politicians and civil servants offering embezzled state funds to the same greedy pastors, in exchange for prayers offering impunity and lifetime immunity from prosecution.

A conventional lie detector test would NEVER catch Nigerian criminals making false statements, simply because such felons ALWAYS imagine God to be on their side, and as such remain calm and collected as they spin ridiculous tales of attempted deception with an absolutely clear conscience that calms nerves to defeat all pulse-rate or breathing monitoring devices. Living with the solid, unshakeable premise that ALL crimes, including human sacrifice, are permissible as long as the perpetrators loudly proclaim their love for God, Nigerians fan out across the globe, stealing everything that isn't bolted down, while poised ever ready to bellow protestations of innocence before God the instant they are apprehended by law enforcement.

Praise the Lord !

Religion is a corruption of God.

Religion without service is vain.

Jakumo: The vast majority of Nigerians are brought up to regard rabid religious observance as mankind's greatest accomplishment, which to them rates higher in importance than ALL other indexes of human endeavor including scientific development, medical breakthroughs and industrial productivity.

Accordingly, a significant number of Nigerian factories have in recent years been converted into churches where fast-talking miracle pastors fleece their flocks of gullible worshippers, to finance jet-setting lives of decadent conspicuous consumption. In those churches, armed robbery gang members, kidnappers and ritual murderers offer stolen cash for prayers tailored to assure success in their pillage and plunder bloodbaths, alongside corrupt politicians and civil servants offering embezzled state funds to the same greedy pastors, in exchange for prayers offering impunity and lifetime immunity from prosecution.

A conventional lie detector test would NEVER catch Nigerian criminals making false statements, simply because such felons ALWAYS imagine God to be on their side, and as such remain calm and collected as they spin ridiculous tales of attempted deception with an absolutely clear conscience that calms nerves to defeat all pulse-rate or breathing monitoring devices. Living with the solid, unshakeable premise that ALL crimes, including human sacrifice, are permissible as long as the perpetrators loudly proclaim their love for God, Nigerians fan out across the globe, stealing everything that isn't bolted down, while poised ever ready to bellow protestations of innocence before God the instant they are apprehended by law enforcement.

Praise the Lord !

Now you guys would be pissed if Opera makes another statement.

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Nigerians would be the kind of people to use God to curse you. i.e "In Jesus name, you will suffer".

Ever listen to a Nigerian prayer? i.e "My God will strike him dead. His house will burn. He will be paralyzed by his own sword in Jesus name". Like wtf?!