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Crazy Drunk by dm(m): 12:30pm On Mar 25, 2006
An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is
closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and
get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him
up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his
face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up
and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the
door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed
he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He
awakens the next morning to his wife standing
over him shouting at him.

'So, you've been out drinking again!!'

'How did you know?' he asks.

'The pub called, you left your wheelchair
there again.'
Re: Crazy Drunk by Z4M4eva(f): 11:21am On Mar 27, 2006
l.o.l. He really is a 'Crazy Drunk' grin
Re: Crazy Drunk by Babybee(f): 2:14pm On Mar 27, 2006
drunk indeed
Re: Crazy Drunk by dm(m): 4:10pm On May 15, 2006
Z4M4eva:

l.o.l. He really is a 'Crazy Drunk' grin

grin
Re: Crazy Drunk by diddy4(m): 6:20pm On May 15, 2006
damn, hillarious. nice one dm.
Re: Crazy Drunk by eveseh(f): 6:49pm On May 15, 2006
whaahahahhahaha,funny
Re: Crazy Drunk by princesa(f): 4:22pm On Oct 23, 2007
the guy surely is drunkkkkkkkkkkk
grin grin grin
Re: Crazy Drunk by ituen(m): 5:38pm On Oct 23, 2007
well done oh
Re: Crazy Drunk by clemcykul(f): 1:52pm On Oct 24, 2007
grin
Re: Crazy Drunk by topeteadr(m): 11:39pm On Oct 24, 2007
No he his still drinking.
Re: Crazy Drunk by folahann(m): 12:07am On Oct 25, 2007
The drunkard should be awarded by the association of alcohol producers as the best drunken in the all world
Re: Crazy Drunk by kronkykay(m): 12:12am On Oct 25, 2007
thats the part of a man thats hard to forget.
goddam drunk

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