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Aeroplane Cleaner by Rextab(m): 6:47am On Apr 05, 2012 |
One day, John - an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a book entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS,VOL. 1”. He opened the the first page which said, “To start the engine,press the red button”. He did so and the airplane engine started. He was pleased and opened the next page, “To set airplane moving press blue button”. He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said, “To let airplane fly, please press the green button”. He did so and the plane started to fly. He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page. He fainted after reading the instructions. The 4th page said, “To learn how to land a plane please watch out for Volume 2. 2 Likes |
Re: Aeroplane Cleaner by swazyXY: 6:54am On Apr 05, 2012 |
dat guy don die |
Re: Aeroplane Cleaner by bunmioguns(m): 7:33am On Apr 05, 2012 |
i love dis joke |
Re: Aeroplane Cleaner by Ruqaya(f): 10:47am On Apr 05, 2012 |
Hehehe can't stop laughing |
Re: Aeroplane Cleaner by swtchicgurl: 10:51am On Apr 05, 2012 |
funny but stale |
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