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Aeroplane Cleaner by Rextab(m): 6:47am On Apr 05, 2012
One day, John - an
aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a book entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN
AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS,VOL. 1”.
He opened the the first page which said, “To start the engine,press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane engine started.
He was pleased and opened the next page, “To set airplane moving press blue button”.
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, so he opened the
3rd page which said, “To let airplane fly, please press
the green button”. He did so and the plane started to fly. He was so happy.
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page.
He fainted after reading the
instructions. The 4th page said, “To learn how to land a plane please watch out for Volume 2.

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Re: Aeroplane Cleaner by swazyXY: 6:54am On Apr 05, 2012
grin grin grin dat guy don die
Re: Aeroplane Cleaner by bunmioguns(m): 7:33am On Apr 05, 2012
i love dis joke grin grin grin grin
Re: Aeroplane Cleaner by Ruqaya(f): 10:47am On Apr 05, 2012
Hehehe
can't stop laughing
Re: Aeroplane Cleaner by swtchicgurl: 10:51am On Apr 05, 2012
funny but stale grin

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