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| Happy Good Friday by bunmioguns(m): 9:18am On Apr 06, 2012 |
Satan was once gloating & boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught a world full of people. I Set a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all! "What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked. Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry & divorce each other, how to hate & abuse each other, how to drink & smoke & curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun! "And what will you do when you are done with them?" Jesus asked."Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly. "How much do you want for them? "Jesus asked."Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why?! you'll take them & they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you & kill you. You don't want those people!" "How much? He asked again. Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your blood, tears & your life."Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price. The pastor picked up the cage & walked from the pulpit. Note: Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell? Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan? Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e- mail & they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing? Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them? Isn't it funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us? I pray for you reading dis message, that God will bless you in a special way. God does so much for us & we throw it in his face. Don't ignore. Spread the good news |
| Re: Happy Good Friday by bingbagbo(m): 10:02am On Apr 06, 2012 |
 amen. |
| Re: Happy Good Friday by Nobody: 10:26am On Apr 06, 2012 |
^^^^^ hallelujah!!!  |
| Re: Happy Good Friday by bunmioguns(m): 10:36am On Apr 06, 2012 |
DONkollione: ^^^^^ e be like say u don high dis morning  |
| Re: Happy Good Friday by Ruqaya(f): 10:46am On Apr 06, 2012 |
Ehn *can't hear you* |
| Re: Happy Good Friday by bunmioguns(m): 2:44pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
Ruqaya: Ehn *can't hear you* Talk, I am Listening |
| Re: Happy Good Friday by Nobody: 3:09pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Satan was once gloating &ride on pastor! yeah i love dis. And good timing too..... |
| Re: Happy Good Friday by bunmioguns(m): 3:13pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
booqee: ride on pastor! nw dt av posted sth relating to Gospel, I don become Pastor. . .kk....thanks |
| Re: Happy Good Friday by sutoboy(m): 8:31pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
The Lord is good! Changing season! |
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